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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died. First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony. I found the B@STARD hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the A-HOLE. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself." St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside. Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me." St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man. Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..." |
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| Mr.Pinky |
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Registered Member #723
Joined: Sun May 27 2007, 03:20PMPosts: 92 |
haha thats great | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
THIS JOKE IS SPONSORED BY THE BUTTSECKS PARTY Vote Emerican in '08. If you put your vote down for me, ill make you a penis sandwich |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
lmao! | ||
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
emerican wrote ... THIS JOKE IS SPONSORED BY THE BUTTSECKS PARTY Vote Emerican in '08. If you put your vote down for me, ill make you a penis sandwich NO IT ISN'T YOU FAT ASS GTFO |
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| Deo |
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Registered Member #474
Joined: Tue Oct 31 2006, 10:47PMPosts: 259 |
I don't git it... | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
Kcow, you obviously haven't had your fair share of buttsecks. Come on over and hug daddy. Me love you long time. | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
lmfao, best joke ive heard in a long time, hhaha | ||
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
oh and rofl thats a funny joke |
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Registered Member #764
Joined: Sat Jun 30 2007, 01:17AMPosts: 542 |
emerican wrote ... Would you shut up?, ur not good at acting gay.Kcow, you obviously haven't had your fair share of buttsecks. Come on over and hug daddy. Me love you long time. 8======D----------------------- You |
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