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Registered Member #877
Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
Lol Kcow nice one XD lol here's another joke while you're in the mood: final exam joke An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" Btw this is a great way to be polite  (another joke)During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " Edited Tue Nov 20 2007, 02:44AM |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
good ones slick. Kcow you fail, thats super old and i have heard it told much better. |
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Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
HA HAHAH AH AHAHAH AH AHAHAHHA A!!!!! That was excellent Kcow. Good to read a funny joke in the morning. Nice job. And I LOL'd at your jokes too Slick.  emerican wrote ... THIS JOKE IS SPONSORED BY THE BUTTSECKS PARTY Vote Emerican in '08. If you put your vote down for me, ill make you a penis sandwich SPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited Tue Nov 20 2007, 01:49PM |
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Goat wrote ... good ones slick. Kcow you fail, thats super old and i have heard it told much better. I didn't write it you gay munch |
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Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
both of them were funny | ||
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
That was a great joke man. Haha. | ||
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