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*Kill Time*
Tue Nov 13 2007, 12:03PM
*Kill Time*
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 ANSWER IS KILL TIME!
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Wildcard23
Tue Nov 13 2007, 12:33PM
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 Still waiting on Omni for the answer por favor!!! smile
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*Kill Time*
Tue Nov 13 2007, 01:44PM
*Kill Time*
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 Oh come on wild, dont u pop whenever you see me. The answer is Kill Time dammit. Kill Time!!! lawl ok i give up.
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A Drunk
Tue Nov 13 2007, 11:53PM
A Drunk
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*Kill Time* wrote ...

Oh come on wild, dont u pop whenever you see me. The answer is Kill Time dammit. Kill Time!!! lawl ok i give up.
Fail
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Zero
Wed Nov 14 2007, 01:02AM
I want to fuck your hand.
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Jesus wrote ...

the answer is no because the question is can you guess this riddle...kindergartners would answer no because they have no idea but harvard graduates would try to come up with something that explains everything...therefore the answer to the riddle is no because the end is a simple yes or no question...that is how so many more kindergartners got it right



umm... isnt this what I said?
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Noname|Boom
Wed Nov 14 2007, 01:17AM
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Zero wrote ...

Jesus wrote ...

the answer is no because the question is can you guess this riddle...kindergartners would answer no because they have no idea but harvard graduates would try to come up with something that explains everything...therefore the answer to the riddle is no because the end is a simple yes or no question...that is how so many more kindergartners got it right


umm... isnt this what I said?

Jesus fails. Edited Wed Nov 14 2007, 01:17AM
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Jesus
Wed Nov 14 2007, 01:56AM
Jesus not HeyZeus
 Jesus
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 fuck both of you you queers I didnt read what zero wrote because what he says doesnt matter
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Zero
Wed Nov 14 2007, 02:27AM
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Jesus wrote ...

fuck both of you you queers I didnt read what zero wrote because what he says doesnt matter


lmao, you bring up a very valid point.



I have a new guess to the riddle:
A penis


I turn polar bears white - Jizzum cumshot

And I will make you cry. - Some girls dont like to swallow my jizzum

I make guys have to pee - After you cum, sometimes you dont get it all out and you have an urge to pee

And girls comb their hair. - Cum in the hair, Brush in the bush

I make celebrities look stupid - Britney Spears with jizz on her face LMFAO!

And normal people look like celebrities.-Mainly fatchicks saying "Hey mom, I TOLD you someone would finally sleep with me!"

I turn pancakes brown - Dirty sanchez anyone?

And make your champagne bubble. - Compounds of jizzum react with carbonation

If you squeeze me, I'll pop. - Self explanatory...

If you look at me, you'll pop. - Ever seen a big penis and suddenly "POPPED a boner"





Can you guess the riddle?
Yes I can guess your fucking Riddle, its a Penis!!
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nostie
Wed Nov 14 2007, 03:40AM
nostie
Registered Member #185 Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM
Posts: 3167
 Saying that the answer is "No" is a fucking copout. Either the riddle is unsolvable or the answer is not "no"...
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yourdroid
Wed Nov 14 2007, 06:26AM
yourdroid
Registered Member #36 Joined: Thu Dec 01 2005, 06:12PM
Posts: 214
 First off the answer is not time, time doesn't pop and what does a 5 year old know about time turning a coat white? they just know that polar bears are whire.

Secondly the answer is not Kill Time because he has not molested enough 5 year olds to be known by that many kids to make it 87%. He's still 10 short.

It is not pressure because you can't see pressure in any form that would make you pop. You can experience it. But this is too advanced for a 5yo.

It is not wind as someone mentioned because again it doesn't make you pop.

Lastly the answer is not NO... if by using your own logic of only answering the question at the end, you still get it horribly wrong and look like a complete idiot because it says "Can you guess the riddle" not "guess correctly" or "answer". Therefor saying NO means you can't wager a guess. Therefor if using the logic that you're simply answering the question, then the answer would be Yes and not NO. DUH!
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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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How's firefighting?
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