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Infernus
Fri May 11 2007, 03:33AM
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 That's only what the container is informally called. We call Native Americans "Indians," but they aren't.
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Pockyninja
Fri May 11 2007, 04:04AM
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Infernus wrote ...

I have come up with an urban IQ test that needs the help of the philosophy section of FT to decipher. Only a pure genius could even think of absolutly answering all three.

  • 1. Why is there caffine gum? Can't humans find caffine in the thousands of other products loaded with it? Do we really need to make a product such as this for a drug with such a minor addiction?

    2. Is it Pet-Smart or Pets-Mart?

    3. What is the container called that peanut butter comes in? I looked up the definition of a jar and it basically states that a jar is an open-faced container that usually has a lid, not a screw cap like peanut butter. It is not, however, a can either; cans have disposable lids and are generally metal. I'm looking for a word that isn't broad at all (ie, no "plastic cylinder" answers).



1) We got caffeine gum for the same reason we have caffeine mints. We need our caffeine to stay awake or get up in the morning and not everyone likes energy drinks or coffee. I hate coffee and the only caffeinated drinks I really drink are MD and Bawls.


2) Pets Mart is the official name of the company but they don't have a very clear sign or logo lol.


3) A screw lid is a lid. In other words it is a jar that has a screw on lid.
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Jesus
Fri May 11 2007, 04:26AM
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 caffeine gum exists because it is another way for the fat greedy corporate businessmen to make money on gum and the fact that is is caffeine gum means they can charge more for it

It is Pet Smart yes I know the bouncing ball could be an apostrophe but I doubt it and also what about the fact that it illustrates the ball in motion and shows it has already bounced, that would seem to show to me that it isnt an apostrophe and is just part of their logo. Also I believe it is Pet Smart because they are saying that it is smart for people to shop for their pets at Pet Smart.

Finally the container peanut butter comes in is a plastic mason jar. I don't care that it "doesn't look like a jar" according to the definition you found its a jar and definitions are changing all the time and don't always encompass everything when written in a dictionary.
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gLiTch
Fri May 11 2007, 04:48AM
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 1) That gum is made so you can get your caffeine a quicker and easier/prolly cheaper way. It doesnt spill, it doesnt give you heartburn, shit cramps, or makes you pee. You can bring it everywhere VERY concealable.
-Basically, its a more convenient way to get your everyday dose of caffeine. Plus, another way for ppl to make money.

2) IDC how it comes... I would think its Pet's Mart, but it doesnt matter. They made that logo to advertise and GET PPLS ATTENTION so they go there and buy shit... It obviously worked if we, on FT Forums, are talking about it in the philosophy section. Pet Smart is MORE "catchy" then its counter-part, but either way, they accomplished their goal.

3) Its called a Hyperbolic Substance Reactor.
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Rusty
Sat May 12 2007, 02:25AM
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 Shop smart, shop S-mart

therefore I think it is petsmart
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Sheen
Sat May 12 2007, 03:38AM
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 I think its Pets Mart....never totally sure tho.
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kd.
Sat May 12 2007, 04:17AM
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 I just had about 6 pieces of caffeine gum, which = about 3 cups of coffee.

It's crazy. I LOVE THIS
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nostie
Sat May 12 2007, 04:20AM
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.4ngryToasters wrote ...

Ultraman, you bring up the fact that "pet" is in red while "smart" is in blue... but that bouncing ball looks suspiciously like an apostrophy to me, thus making it Pet's Mart, as in the Pets are the owners of that mart.
Are oh eff ell.
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stealthblackop
Sat Sep 01 2007, 09:20AM
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 This is america! We got choices..... I think
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aborted fetus
Sat Sep 01 2007, 11:51AM
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Nice dump. douche. Looks like someone wants a nom.
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