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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Full sized vans are perfectly ok. They serve utiltary purposes and can be incredibly customized for those of you who don't work at a service company. Also the people who drive these... actually know how to drive. Minivans are not ok. Mainly because the driver is a drooling moron. Also... look, do I really have to explain this again? Just look at the pictures. You can see a huge difference between the two. One just becons "I get so mauch ass in this thing!" while the other screams "There is a huge ass driving this thing!"   |
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
I'd rather a minivan than an SUV. SUVs are momwagons. Seriously, look at who drives SUVs: all women. Soccer moms! | ||
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Are you kidding? I would way rather drive an SUV. They're way more powerful, just look at an Infiniti FX45. I see tons of men driving Acura MDXs also. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
What is even worse is when they slap a soccerball sticker to the back of the minivan. Since when does being a soccermom induce bragging rights? get back in the cage bitch. | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
Wu, WTF! Why did you bump a thread from August? | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
LOL old threads. the main reason I posted this thing is because I was parked next to a minivan at work and when I came out after a long day, the minivan was gone and my rear driverside door was concave with paint that looked suspiciously like the miniva's bumper. Needless to say I don't park anywhere near minivans anymore. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
lmao, that sucks angry. it took me 6 months to form that reply, so I never really 'bumped' it. im just a slow typer. |
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