Hangin' Tough: You make your way from one platform to the other by going across a series of suspended rings. If you fall or a gladiator pulls you off, you fail. 5 pts if you stay on the rings for the full minute, 10 pts if you make it to the other platform. (Sharks with frickin laser beams on their foreheads would surely make Dr. Evil proud. )

The Wall: Climb your way to the top of the wall but beware,,, the safety line is attached to your neck. 10 pts if you make it to the top.

Gauntlet: You must make your way through a line of Emos while keeping a straight face and reach the end without collapsing to the ground in laughter. If you crack a smirk, 5 pts. If you don't laugh, 10 pts.

Joust: You are armed with a hammer and must beat your opponent senseless. If you fall off of the platform, you must 3-way with Rosanne and Rosie. 5pts for staying on the platform for the full minute, 10 pts if you KO your opponent, or knock him off of the platform.

Whiplash: You must keep a firm grip on the drumstick at all times. If you push the malnurished Somalian outside of the red circle or somehow rip the drumstick from his boney fingers, 10 pts.

Tug of War: Your asscheeks are attached to pickup trucks that are tugging in opposite directions. If you spread wider than Goatse man, 10 pts.

Assault: You must make it from T spawn into backyard without getting capped. You are up against the Gladiator BuBBLe GooSe and he has a scout in the sniper tower. You are doomed to fail, automatic 0 pts.

Eliminator: A test of knowledge and wit. You are given 2 items, a test paper and a sharp pencil. Your task is to poke Hulk Hogan in the eye,,, which object do you use?

Bowling- Get to the end before the clock reaches 20. -1 point for every "illegal" second -5 points for a dead baby of the same colour +2 points for dead red baby +20 points for a dead OAP

Tightrope: You and your opponent are facing eachother on a tightrope armed with knives. Underneath is a bunch of spikes. First one across wins!