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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
I had just got home from the gym and was feeling a little light headed because I really pushed myself hard today. So I decided to take a shower to cool off; however instead of taking it in my tiny bathroom I had been using for years, I went straight to the master bathroom to try out my new setup. You see my parents have moved out of the house for some time now and recently granted me ownership. In order to pay for the mortgage I took in two roommates (they now have to share my tiny bathroom heheh) and moved into the master bedroom. I still had boxes of crap everywhere waiting to be unpacked, but right now I just wanted that shower. I was delighted to find it was still working after such a long period of no use. The water was nice and hot and felt good washing over my rippling muscles. I just let it roll down my back for a while, soothing me. There was so much steam I could barely see my feet, which were starting to get a little warm. “I guess the mixing valve was set a little on the hot side, time to turn the temperature down,” I thought, but for some reason no matter how cold the water got, my feet still felt like they were burning. I tried to ignore the feeling but it kept intensifying… and began to move up my legs, and eventually to my manhood. Now I really couldn’t ignore it, I took a look down to see what was going on only to find I was covered in spiders from the legs down and they were trying to crawl up my Wee-man, which was now starting to swell from all the bites. The shower hadn’t been used in so long, a colony of spiders must have moved into the drain. By flooding their home I had upset the queen and she sent out here troops to take me down. Naturally I did what any self respecting macho man would and ran out of the shower screaming like a little girl. One of my roommates heard me panicking and busted down my door to see what was going on. Now it really is unfortunate but he is terrified of spiders, so seeing me in my arachnid pants really freaked him out. Now the two of us were running around the room screaming like bastards. All the sudden my roommate tripped over one of my boxes and landed what I guess you could call a bulls-eye. In my panic, I ran right into him as he was falling and my wooden soldier flew right into his screaming mouth. As if that wasn’t bad enough, some of the puss blisters from the spider bites popped and started to leak white ooze out of the corners of his mouth as he choked. Eventually I was able to stomp all the spiders to death but the damage had been done. We agreed never to speak of this event again and went downstairs. My other roommate who we thought wasn’t home (on account of him not coming to see what all the screaming was about) was on the computer with his headphones on. He had about 10 gay porn websites open. Edited Sat Jan 12 2008, 02:36AM |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL My bad, usually other ppl comment first. Edited Sat Jan 12 2008, 05:08AM |
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| OneLove1252 |
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Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AMPosts: 533 |
rofl, the ending is great. | ||
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
Ok, now he's claiming that he was doing research and while he was on one of the sites a virus popped up and started opening gay webpages. I still think he's gay though | ||
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| rezerko |
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Joined: Sat Jul 07 2007, 07:46AMPosts: 162 |
lol | ||
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| Buddha |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
If there is anything that makes my stomach churn, it's PUSS. YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD. Deemed worst story ever by the stomach foundation. |
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Joined: Mon Dec 03 2007, 01:25AM Posts: 533 |
Buddha wrote ... lies, i liked it.
If there is anything that makes my stomach churn, it's PUSS. YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD. Deemed worst story ever by the stomach foundation. |
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| .4ngryToasters |
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
We checked his favorites list on the tv and his channels were: Lifetime Oxygen E! Bravo TLC |
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM Posts: 1085 |
I DON'T EVEN GET OXYGEN FAGGOT. Otherwise, yes, truth. |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Pfft, Toast trying to be Wu... | ||
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