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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
::::DISCLAIMER:::: This is not a story directed at Wu. Ok, so anyone who was on the site today and looked at the chatbox towards the end of the night, you would notice my comment. I was having a boring ass day. Played some CoD4, tried out my new CSI PC Game (shit is awsome btw). Had an awsome sandwich and then a cheese calzone. Anywayz, pretty much nothing happened this day. Until my g/f called me asking me to hang out. She was bugging me all day about hanging out after work. So i said no problem babe, ima come and get you. I figured i would pick her up, grab some coffee, get my blood pumping, bring her back to my place and have nasty raunchy sex. But no, she asked me to go over her house instead. (So much for sex). Family is home, and yada yada yada. So i say ok fine, ill come over in 20 minutes. Click. I get a call 10 minutes later, she says she tired and told me to stay home. I said, wtf, watever. Click. 10 minutes later i get another call, saying pick me up, i wanna go for a ride, i need to get out. I was like, omfg, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKIN MIND! (I got the dont yell at me speech). So i picked her up. She goes, drive me somewhere. Im like where? She goes, to see my grandmother's cat. Im like, huh...? "JUST DO IT."....i say, FINE HOLY FUCK! [Skipping boring details] So we get to the front of her house, sitting in the car. We talk. I mention im bored lately. We get into an argument, she gets mad at me for no apparent reason. I say get out the car. She gets out. I drive home. Great night for me. When i get home, i have to shit real bad. So i run downstairs to my studio apartment, and SWISH SQUISH SWISH. Im standing in water. I rush to the bathroom and the toilet is running. And has been for almost 2 hours. So i checked it, and the toilet is dry... didnt make sense at first. My father came downstairs (ex-plumber), screams "FUCK!" and mentions the sewer line is backed up. Luckily, because the toilet was running for 2 hours, all the water that backed up was clean. No poopie water for me yay  But i still have water everywhere, and i have carpeting. My room was a mess, and now its even more a mess. The roots from the trees outside get into the pipes and clog shit up. We are supposed to snake it every 6-12 months, but we forgot this past 2 years... Anywayz, i go to grab the wet-vac and start sucking shit up. But, i have to take a shit still....and cant... sewer still backed up. No water can run because every line in the house runs into that sewer line. My father says call the snake guy or watever. He can only come in the morning. We are fucked. My ass is fucked. So now im aggravated and remember my g/f's father is a home improvement guy with his own business. YES! My ass can breathe again... So i call him up, he gladly comes over to help with a 50 foot snake. Hes getting set up, then i realize...something horrid... something that turned my face white... something that made me want to cut my dick off.... Ive been flushing all my condoms down the toilet, and im in the basement, and the toilet feeds the sewer line 10 feet away from my bathroom. The roots clog the pipes enough for the condoms to get caught and act like a rubber parachute. Water has been slowly passing through, but with 2 hours of toilet running, it couldnt hold.... So now my g/f's father is about to snake a pipe full of roots and used condoms...great. I call my g/f up and tell her whats about to go down. Shes getting her period soon, so shes in an emotional state atm. This only adds to the drama, and i have to hear shit from her. Click. So now i await the horror that lies ahead. I hear the snake go on, and 9 feet in i hear clunk, squish, and other weird sounds. The water is going down WOOT! Im in the clear. Yay! Then he retracts the snake line, and there are two torn condoms wrapped up around the wire... He turns and looks at me. Tune in next time kids to find out the following circumstances the next day! Edited Thu Jan 10 2008, 09:18AM |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Hasn't anyone ever told you not to flush condoms down the toilet??? I was told that when I was like 9... | ||
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Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007, 07:21PMPosts: 663 |
lol...wow!!! within how many hours was this story? And who would flush condoms in toilet? but i did an accident like that too but i flushed cut hair in the toilet and it was a bad mistake like your situation (it was once anyway). Also i don't even flush toilet paper in the toilet lol.... Well i can't wait for next episode of..................? |
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above the clouds since 1983
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Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 05:47AMPosts: 356 |
GLiTchâ„¢ with an emo gf ftl. LOL only a fucktard who flushes anything besides piss and shit down his toilet.... deserves this. gj dumbass. this is the same reason ur parents tell u not to flush lego down the toilet when ur 6. u shoulda listened |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
lol...i know im a dumbass. This wouldnt have happened though if it wasnt for the damn roots, since im right next to the 4 inch line. It wouldnt have clogged. I will find out later whats going to happen, when i go to my g/f's house. |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
LMAO. Now that is bad luck for sure there. | ||
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Joined: Wed Aug 29 2007, 07:01AMPosts: 377 |
Honestly it's not that big of a deal if he found your condoms. Sure it is embarrasing, but honestly what does he expect? Actually, he should be proud of his daughter because she was having safe sex. Sex is normal. A father who expects his daughter / son never to have sex with a bf / gf is just retarded. |
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cockblocked |
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above the clouds since 1983
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Joined: Sat Nov 19 2005, 05:47AM Posts: 356 |
Pracket wrote ... Honestly it's not that big of a deal if he found your condoms. Sure it is embarrasing, but honestly what does he expect? Actually, he should be proud of his daughter because she was having safe sex. Sex is normal. A father who expects his daughter / son never to have sex with a bf / gf is just retarded. This is true. But, the only reason most fathers get angrey when his daughters bf has sex with her is for a common reason..... just to have sex... no love... just sex.... and alot of fathers stereo type bf's for that reason.. thus they get mad when they do have sex. |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
Imagine you had a daughter, and you found out she is having sex, safe sex or not. How would you feel? I'd be pissed. also, good luck with the situation glitch |
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