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gLiTch

New counter-strike fellas....

1 year ago

scope_uk

You'll survive covid?

2 years ago

Evilpig

Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-

2 years ago

Evilpig

Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-

2 years ago

gLiTch

Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.

3 years ago

Zero

Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much

3 years ago

JapJap

Hi, hope everyone is doing well.

3 years ago

Maddogme

unblock me so i can block you first

3 years ago

amishburrito

How's firefighting?

3 years ago

amishburrito

Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick

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NoSkill

Wed Dec 05 2007, 05:42PM

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1.Would you prefer to be kissed under the mistletoe or in the falling snow?
I'd prefer to be kissed in seclusion thanks. Who the hell hung some leaves from the ceiling anyway and determined that THAT should somehow entitle him to some action... I mean it's clever... but a little sad, nah mean? As for making out in the snow... I've made out on the beach and that results in sand everywhere.I imagine snow is the same... but cold and wet...

2. who do you want to kiss you this christmas?
Someone willing to put out. How's that?

3. Santa or rudolph?
To what? There needs to be an ending on this question. To have my back in a bar fight? Santa... fat drunk guy only works one day a year. He's prolly tough. To eat? I'd go with the deer... I hear deer meet is the shit.

4. Stocking or presents?
What? I'd like a chick as a present whose wearing long striped stockings... maybe red and white like a candy cane... you know to be festive (read: slutty).

5. Egg nog or hot cider?
Oh god... man I drank egg nog once at an old folks home... I spit it up and a little bit of it went back into the bowl it was fuckin nasty... I didn't tell anyone though cause I was like 10 and figured it'd get me in trouble. Although... I'd prolly not tell anyone if I did it again today either...

6. Angel or star?
Fuck a tree. Trees are meant to be outside. That's why they have fucking trunks and pine needles and grow there. Because nature doesnt care when it gets covered in pine needles. MY FUCKING FLOOR DOES! And I have carpet ok... fuckin stepping on pine needles all the way into July sucks.

7. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside?
I like to decorate my neighbors house instead. Like as a practical joke. He comes home some friday night and has to spend the weekend removing the rainbow colored ASSHOLE or HOMO i wrote in christmas lights on the side of his house.
Arranging a nativity scene as an orgy that may or may not involve a homosexual gang bang and some bestiality for good measure is always fun too. Tis the season.

8. Warm cozy fires or sleigh rides?
Drunken sledding for me thanks. North Park, first snow fall. Bring a 30 rack and a helmet. I'll see you there. You haven't had fun until you've seen a friend eat a chain link fence doing 30 mph on a trash can lid.

9. Family time or friend time?
Uh whatever... both prove entertaining. Although I can only do the family thing in like 2 hour doses. After that we just start find faults in one another that usually ends up in a girl crying... although that's what I do with my friends too so I guess it doesn't matter.

10.expensive presents or presents from the heart
Nothing shows how much love you have for a person like dropping 5 bills on them to celebrate some dead guys made up birthday*. I love you so much baby, I'm not gonna be able to pay rent this month so you don't leave me for that douchebag with the beamer I saw hitting on you at the super market. I'm going to spend most of the holidays drinking away my depression for having a materialistic bitch of a girlfriend, merry christmas, sweetheart. *muah*

*I say made up birthday because no one has any idea what fucking day christ was born on. It could of been in June for all they (you) know. P.S. I'm not just talking out of my ass here, I went to How Stuff Works to get to the bottom of this. Check it out for yourself. -[link]-

11. Snow ball fight or snowmen?
Snowball fight, fuck yeah. You ever put a rock in a snowball??? LoL get a headshot and watch the hilarity ensue.

12.Coal or present?
I'll take a pile of dirty rocks please. So I can put them in my snowballs. (see above)

13. Do you open presents quick or slow?
I haven't gotten presents in like 6 years. But if I did I'd be pissed that they came wrapped to begin with... I mean... COME ON. This doesn't even make sense people... Here I bought you something... but I layered it in indestructible invisible scotch tape and 5 layers of paper with dancing snowmen on it. Why? I don't know. Because I subconcsciously regret being obligated to buy you shit and therefore need to make the actual process of getting to your gift as infuriating as possible. What's worse is the fucktards who put their gift in a never ending series of boxes that start with a 4 cubic foot box and end with an envelope 30 boxes later that says "Go outside." I swear auntie I will punch you in the face if you ever do that again.

14. Diamonds or rubies?
Diamonds? Damn... must be that beamer driving asshole buying you those.

15. Caroling or Christmas stories?
Oh man... how funny... seriously I'm laughing about it now just thinking about it... right ok... so a group of strangers come to your door and begins singing "tis the season" and you feign a smile and go "OH OH OK yah... wait right here wait right here..." and you come back with a shotgun right... cock it and scream "FIVE!... FOUR!... THREE!..." AHAHAH the look on those little morons faces would be priceless. I'd laugh for weeks...

16. Snowy days or icy days?
Heh.. watch this and then you decide. TRUST ME, you'll like it. If you watch it and don't like it I entitle you to one punch in the face From: You To: Me.
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17.Red or Green?
Red Green. As in the originator of The Man's Prayer "I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess..." and "Keep your stick on the ice."

18. Best christmas present recieved?
An iPod from my boss... awesome gift... til it got stolen... fuckin fall river.

19. Whats the number one thing you want for christmas?
I thought I already said the girl in the candy cane stockings... but if i get another choice it'd be for like $1,000 cash... or more... I will gauge how much you love me by the amount of money you give me.

20. If someone that liked you and you like them back got you something, what would you want them to get you?
A nice bottle of Johnny Walker Blue and a backrub.

21. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
No but I'm going to start working on that hat now. Oh wait I didn't tell you about that... it's a baseball hat that has mistletoe hanging off the front of it... I don't know what a mistletoe is but I'm sure no one else does either so I'm just going to put leaves on it.

22. Do you still wake your parent up early to open your present?
No... towards the end I wouldn't even get up til like 1pm anyway and told my mom she could open them for me if she wanted. Hell if it was clothes she could take the tags off, wash it and put it on a hanger too.

23. Whats your favorite thing about the cold weather?
What? Are you high? That's like asking me what my favorite thing about being lit on fire is? I dunno... the fun flying feeling I get as I slip on ice and shatter my pelvis...

YAY ITS OVER!! Back to work...