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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
While serving everyone turkey at the dinner table, she kneels down next to you, gets a drumstick, lifts up her skirt, and furiously thrusts the drumstick in and out of her vagina, then proceeds to put it on your plate. She then gives you an odd smirk and walks off to serve the others What do you do? Do you eat it? To clarify, pic of supposed cousin: 
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| aborted fetus |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
What do I do? I smack the bitch in the face with the drumstick, and go fuck my uncle. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
aborted fetus wrote ... We know that fetus. But yea Wu, is she ur 1st cousin or 2nd cousin. It depends. 1st cousin, she better look like that for me to maybe even want to but proab still not. 2nd i would maybe, but still proab not.
What do I do? I smack the bitch in the face with the drumstick, and go fuck my uncle. |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
aborted fetus wrote ... What do I do? I smack the bitch in the face with the drumstick, and go fuck my uncle. lmao if its that girl i face fuck her brains out |
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
If my cousin is the one in the picture then by the time I am done with her, you can't tell the roasted turkey and her apart |
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| scope_uk |
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scope_uk
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
Swap it with the person next to you. | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
id fuck it. i wouldnt feel weird, because 1. id have a hot ass chick riding my pole and 2. because my friend IRL is dating his second cousin | ||
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
Ahhh. Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete without a Thanksgiving "Do I Fuck My Cousin?" story from Wu. LOLs!!! 
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| Kcow |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
emerican wrote ... id fuck it. i wouldnt feel weird, because 1. id have a hot ass chick riding my pole and 2. because my friend IRL is dating his second cousin And I take it you like your 400 pound second cousin too? Thats not redneckish |
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
emerican wrote ... Well, you DO live in Maine...
2. because my friend IRL is dating his second cousin |
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