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a woman is having a baby, as soon as the baby is born the doctor grabs it, elbow smashes it, picks it up and boots it out the window. The woman sees this and starts screaming and crying "waaa my baby...." The doctor says "relax , im kidding, the baby was already dead. Edited Tue Dec 18 2007, 08:07AM | ||
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PM Posts: 2233 |
A Sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession Father i called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch? the priest asked Because father, he touched me on my arm without my permission You mean like this?? he touches the arm Yes father. Thats no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch but father he also touched by breasts You mean like this?? He touches her breasts Yes father. Thats no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch but father, he took off my clothes Like this?? He takes her clothes off Yes Father. Thats no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch but father he then put his you-know-what in my you know where Like this?? He puts his you know what in her you know where Yes father, she says sometime later But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a bitch But Father he has aids THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH Edited Tue Dec 18 2007, 08:43AM |
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