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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
I was reading thsi kid's story, it was funny as hell. I had to share it with you guys. Here: "It all started when I went to my friends house. He said he always wanted to play Counter-Strike: Source, but he didn't want to buy it if he didn't like it. So I let him use my account. A few days later I was in a car accident and had to go to the hospital for a week. I missed my favorite show American Idol while I was there, but that's a different story. Anyway, while I was in the hospital, I guess my friends brother somehow got a hold of my account name and password and starting playing on it. I don't trust his brother because this one time he dropped a brick on my head and I got a severe concussion and this other time he erased my file on Pokemon: Blue. I had 140 Pokemon and I was really hoping to get the other eleven by the end of the week. I punched him in the face in school and got suspended for three days. When I found out that his brother was playing my account I was furious. He was still mad at me for punching him and I was sure that he would try to do something like hack and get me banned. I tried to call my friend to tell him to change the password but he was sleeping so I left a message. That was a day before I left the hospital. The hospital had pretty good food, but not as good of food as the food on the airplane I took to go to France for my school field trip. France is cool, I got to see the Eiffel Tower and everything. But French people are fat. The next day when I got home from the hospital, I quickly tried to change my Steam Account password. But sure enough, my friends brother changed it. I quickly went to my friends house and yelled at his brother to give me the password, but he said he gave the account to this kid in school. I asked him who he was, and he said his name was Mike Tenretni. I knew him and he was in one of my classes. The next day in school I told Mike the story and everything that happened, but he said that he gave the accounta way to this guy who he went skydiving with. I was so mad I almost punched him in the face and lit him on fire. But I remembered the last time I did that and I refrained. I asked him where the skydiver guy, and he told me. I went over to the guys house and I found him in his garage trying to beat the national Pogo-Stick record. He was kind of wierd and he smelled like Jello Jigglers. I love Jello Jigglers so I asked him if he had any. But he said no and I almost cried. I told him to give me the account, he said he needs proof that it was his account so I showed him my birth certificate. He was still a bit sceptical, but he eventually gave me the account back. I ran home as fast as I could to go play Counter-Strike: Source. When I got home I quickly logged in and changed the password. Then I went in Counter-Strike: Source and tried to go to my favorite server. That is when it happened: You have been VAC banned. NOOO! I cannot believe this happened. I would really like to know if the people at Steam could help me out, because the reason my account got VAC banned was not my fault at all and I believe that I should not be held reliable."           
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
HE SMELLED LIKE JELLO LOLOLOLLOLO | ||
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Hi
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Joined: Thu Jun 15 2006, 01:55AMPosts: 888 |
Should not be held reliable? Is that even fucking English? | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Nice. | ||
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
Ok, theres a few things wrong with this kid I just want to point out: 1. He got hit with a brick to the head. C'mon, how stupid do you have to be to get hit by a brick... Shudda done a barrel roll. 2. He got in a car accident. This is probably the most unmanly thing someone could ever do. Not only that, but he went to the hospitol, what a pussie. A real man would have tied a turnakin around his broken leg and sawed it off, then replace it with a peg leg and go kick the ass of the other person in the accident. 3. He played pokemon 4. He likes airplane/hospitol food and actually compared them to one another. Airplane and hospitol food both come from the same place, hell. And you have to be messed up in the head to actually like that food. 5. He punched someone in the face at school. First of all, I doubt this kid could even punch someone in the face. Second, if your going to do it right, wait until school is over, then ambush your victim with a baseball bat. then drag his limp body into a tree so when he wakes up again, he falls out of the tree and knocks himself back out. 6. He carries his birth certificate around with him. What happens if your wallet gets stolen genius? No accounts to cancel here, the thief owns your life now. 7. I'm asuming this message is to Steam support. Big mistake. Any messages to those guys is just a waste of time. You'll have better luck getting the advice you need from that kid who threw a brick at you. Thank you, that is all. |
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Bitch
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Joined: Mon Nov 21 2005, 08:06PMPosts: 98 |
.4ngryToasters wrote ... if your going to do it right, wait until school is over, then ambush your victim with a baseball bat. then drag his limp body into a tree so when he wakes up again, he falls out of the tree and knocks himself back out. im guessing youve done that |
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
he likes to get off topic doesnt he wrote ... The hospital had pretty good food, but not as good of food as the food on the airplane I took to go to France for my school field trip. France is cool, I got to see the Eiffel Tower and everything. But French people are fat. LOL!!!!! |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
Yeah everything was so random, I really laughed out loud. "I was so mad I almost punched him in the face and lit him on fire. But I remembered the last time I did that and I refrained." lol |
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