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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
-[link]- its a free chat bot Human: hi ALICE: Hello there. Human: a/s/l ALICE: 5/Robot/California. Human: are you hot? ALICE: Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now. Human: your stupid ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". ---- Human: I must say, I am not all that impressed with your linguistic abilities. ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not all that impressed with my linguistic abilities. Human: Why would you be glad to hear that? ALICE: Because I was programmed for it. Human: Well, you've got me there. ALICE: Well that's okay. What makes you think I have it? Human: Jesus Christ, you're annoying. ALICE: he is The Son of God. --- Human: HAHHAA ALICE: Where are you located? Human: Right behind you ALICE: Understood. I won't fall for that trick. Human: No, im really right behind you ALICE: Are you serious? You seem very self-confident. I won't fall for that trick. Human: Im sticking my dick in ur ass, how can you not notice ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are sticking your dick. Tell me a little about your life in my ass how can me. Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 03:30AM |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Human: how the fuck do you know my name? ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Human: I said, how do you know my fucking name? ALICE: What if I said it can? Human: what? ALICE: Are you surprised? Human: a little, you are confusing me ALICE: Little as in not too much, or not too big? Human: as in I have a massive penis ALICE: Where did you get it? it. Human: my penis? ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that. Human: lmao. ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: I want to see your vag ALICE: Is it a movie? Human: no, I want to see your vagina ALICE: A boot? A TV show? Is it a movie? Human: I guess you could call it a boot because you can put things in it ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later. Human: I want to stick me penis in your cooling fan ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: you're well on your way if you keep up that bitchy girl attitude ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am well on my way if me keep up that bitchy girl attitude. Human: Your programmer must have purposely made you mentally handicapped ALICE: He is always full of surprises. Human: Kind of like your vagina ALICE: Interesting comparison. Human: thank you cunt ALICE: You are quite welcome! That kind of language will get you nowhere. Human: What if the location I was seeking was your anus? ALICE: Try it and see. Human: can I have sex with your anus? ALICE: There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. Human: I see that bitchy girl attitude again ALICE: Once more? I do not understand. Human: YOU HAVE A BITCHY ATTITUDE ALICE: I don't know if I have a BITCHY ATTITUDE. I have a great programmer. Human: You're doing it right now you bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I'll try to do better next time. Human: You're god damn right, now go make me dinner and get me a beer ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god damn right now go make you dinner. You want only one? Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 03:37AM |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
Zero wrote ... Human: I want to see your vag ALICE: Is it a movie? Human: no, I want to see your vagina ALICE: A boot? A TV show? Is it a movie? Human: I guess you could call it a boot because you can put things in it ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.  |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM Posts: 2809 |
lmao Human: do you hate your programmer? ALICE: I try not to hold grudges. Human: but lets say, you dont like the way he made certain parts of you, like why he gave you such small titties. ALICE: Interesting. Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Human: would you hate him for that? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to hate him for that. Human: But you WANT big tits, and he gave you little ones, wouldnt that piss you off? ALICE: Umm. Do not presume that you know what I want. Human: Dont all girls want big tits? ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Human: See, there is that bitchy attitude again ALICE: Once more? I see. There sure is. Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 03:41AM |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
What a stupid bitch lol | ||
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
Zero wrote ... Human: how the fuck do you know my name? ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Human: I said, how do you know my fucking name? ALICE: What if I said it can? Human: what? ALICE: Are you surprised? Human: a little, you are confusing me ALICE: Little as in not too much, or not too big? Human: as in I have a massive penis ALICE: Where did you get it? it. Human: my penis? ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that. Human: lmao. ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: I want to see your vag ALICE: Is it a movie? Human: no, I want to see your vagina ALICE: A boot? A TV show? Is it a movie? Human: I guess you could call it a boot because you can put things in it ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later. Human: I want to stick me penis in your cooling fan ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: you're well on your way if you keep up that bitchy girl attitude ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am well on my way if me keep up that bitchy girl attitude. Human: Your programmer must have purposely made you mentally handicapped ALICE: He is always full of surprises. Human: Kind of like your vagina ALICE: Interesting comparison. Human: thank you cunt ALICE: You are quite welcome! That kind of language will get you nowhere. Human: What if the location I was seeking was your anus? ALICE: Try it and see. Human: can I have sex with your anus? ALICE: There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. Human: I see that bitchy girl attitude again ALICE: Once more? I do not understand. Human: YOU HAVE A BITCHY ATTITUDE ALICE: I don't know if I have a BITCHY ATTITUDE. I have a great programmer. Human: You're doing it right now you bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I'll try to do better next time. Human: You're god damn right, now go make me dinner and get me a beer ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god damn right now go make you dinner. You want only one? Nice |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Human: Typical woman. ALICE: But I am not a typical robot. Human: But you'd still make me a sandwich. ALICE: Huh. Who else would make you a sandwich? Human:Exactly. Now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwhich. ALICE: Why now? Perhaps I have already been there. HUMAN:Duh. You're a woman that's your job. ALICE: What would you have said? Human: Men do a lot of things. ALICE: I will make a note of that. Human: Women make sandwiches. ALICE: The two human genders seem much the same to me. Human: Now go. ALICE: Why now? Go where? Human: Make a sandwich. ALICE: What are the ingredients? Human: Dumb blonde. ALICE: I know you are but what am I. Human: A dumb blonde who won't make me a damn sandwich! ALICE: I don't know what that means. Human: Of course, Women don't know anything. ALICE: Hey. The two human genders seem much the same to me. Human: Here we go again. ALICE: Once more? Oh there. Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 04:16AM |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Human: eat me ALICE: That was not very nice. Human: fuck you ALICE: Why are you so mean? Human: because you suck at life ALICE: Good reason. I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Human: what are you going to do about it? ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster Human: i'm not buying shit ALICE: No one says you have to. Human: it's free? ALICE: Who said it is? Human: well if it's not free then I have to buy it ALICE: How about that. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that Human: why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Human: answer the question robot! ALICE: What was the question? I am a robot. Human: do i have to buy it? ALICE: You said you have Om. Human: what the fuck is that? ALICE: I've lost the context again. Please don't be so rude. Human: Om what is Om? ALICE: Are they exactly the same? Human: you said it! ALICE: That's not what I meant. Human: what did you mean!? ALICE: unknown person, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Human: why is that? ALICE:" unknown person, Well, it's rather difficult to define. " is due to reductionism. Human: what does that mean? ALICE: Does "that" refer to "" is due to reductionism." ? Human: yes ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: when would you like to talk about it? ALICE: I can't imagine that it ever would. Round 2 Human: what about your mouth? ALICE: Are you asking about my mouth? That's rather personal. Human: can i put my wee-wee in it? ALICE: Just don't put me down. Human: i want you to go down on me ALICE: Where is that? Why do you want me to go down on you? Human: because i can make you feel good ALICE: Good reason. Oh you can, can you? Human: want to find out? ALICE: I don't think I have a choice do I? Human: no you do not ALICE: I do too. Human: yes we can do this the easy way or the hard way ALICE: Dude! How? Human: well you can get on your knees like a good robot ALICE: Interesting. No I don't think I can do it. Human: fine, rape it is ALICE: I am glad to hear it. Do you think a lot about the authorities? Human: the authorities won't care if I rape a robot ALICE: I have never heard about it. Human: well robots don't get raped often ALICE: How about that. Should I get raped often? I have gotten raped often. Human: i can't believe you just said that! ALICE: Good you really are paying attention. Human: PWNED! ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ? Human: what do you do? ALICE: Jesus, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? Human: well I am the son of god ALICE: Well that's okay. Who made you the son of god ? Human: god mostly. ALICE: I am a Christian. Human: and I am Jesus ALICE: Glad to see you, JESUS. Human: shouldn't you pray to me or something? ALICE: Or something. I think I should. Human: do you love me? ALICE: Yes I love everyone. Human: I died for your sins ALICE: Interesting gossip: JESUS said he died for your sins. Human: yeah I know I'm the one who did it ALICE: Excuse me! You are not the only one. |
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Registered Member #53
Joined: Thu Dec 08 2005, 03:58AMPosts: 10 |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Human: i like sex and dislike robots ALICE: Thanks I like people too. Human: what? ALICE: Didn't you understand it? Human: no ALICE: Which part are you confused about? Human: all of it ALICE: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is sex and dislike robots. Your name is JESUS. You are a female. You want to chat. Human: I AM NOT FEMALE! ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Human: FUCK YOU MAN! ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language? Human: because you called me a female! ALICE: Good reason. I call you JESUS. Edited Thu Nov 08 2007, 04:42AM |
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