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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
i saw transformers. Possibly one of the best movies ive ever seen int he theater. Amzing everything. Fan ro not, i recommend everyone go see it. | ||
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doctorphate
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Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AMPosts: 699 |
Man it sucked after the titties part. I can beat that though. I work at Zellers part time as most of you know and this lady came in with a skirt so short you could see her ass... and she was hot dude.. except its kind of unattractive to break into a new level of sluttyness. Then she leaned over and theres her twat.. staring me in the face.. best... view... ever | ||
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
My day was far more epic than emericans. Starts on july 3rd, at 11:00 pm when we went to see transformers. Pretty amazing movie. Afterwards, go over to my friends house and start drinkin the beers. I couldn't drink - had to be home, so instead I messed with drunk kids. My one friend (jeremy) had about 15 shots of some type of gin (gin fuckin blows) and was pretty wasted, so I took his phone and started texting girls he wanted to bang, telling them "lets just have sex." He got pretty angry when he found out, and then got all crazy thinkin we stole this one girl, that he's really into's phone number, and started texting her, when we really didn't. Get home from all that jazz at about 3 am. Wake up at 10 am for work, at best buy. Worked 11-8 on the fuckin busiest day i've ever seen. There were more people than fuckin black friday, and if you've ever seen best buy on a black friday, there was a lot of fuckin people ok. Dealin with whiney, pissy, moaning, bitchy customers all day pissed me the fuck off and gave me a really bad headache. However, our manager grilled us up some hot dogs and burgers (for free) and gave every employee a free lunch. Bastard didn't give us drinks though.  . Get outta work, and pick up my other friend Dan and we go scope out where a house is for a party later that night, and find out where to park. It was actually right next to my friends house who lives on a side street, so we could park there. At 9 i went to go hang out with dan after i showered and shit, and ended up playing frisbee in the street shooting off bottle rockets for like 20 minutes until we were gonna go to the party. Got to the party at 9:40ish and it wasn't all that great, about 100 people, 2 kegs ($10 to drink from it...) lots of free beer, and a fuckin shit load of smoking. I hate smoke, and can't stand it at all. Chilled there till 10:30 when i got fuckin bored as hell and couldnt stand the smoke anymore (it was Cig smoke, not the good smoke)... Go to a diner, meet up with some friends and some people ive never seen before in my life that are my friends' friends. make some calls to dealers i know, leave and pick up 3 g's of the best bud i've ever seen, and sell it off for profit cuz i dont smoke. go to my friends house for a party he was having, and they were runnin low on beer. about 15 people there, 3 30's, 2 killed already, and a bottle of vodka. Hold on, aint no problem, i carry around a 30 and a bottle of jack especially for situations like this where we run dry! At this party, i played some legendary beer pong. First game i sink 9 cups playing 10 cup, and my partner only got 1 in, but she made the last cup so it was aite. I shoulda ended it early, i bounced it in, threw another ball at the same cup, it goes in and bounces off the ball in the cup and goes out... fuckin bullshit. Didn't play again for a few hours. At about 2am im pretty much wasted, don't remember much, but i remember the amazing skills i have in pong. Next game I played was 6 cup, i made 4 including dubs on the last cup to win. right after that my friend dan challenged me to 15 cup, 1vs1, 5 beers to each side. I of course accept his challenge, although i could barely stand at this point, and i actually lost a game. Third game i've lost all summer. What a fuckin bummer. I kinda fell over after he made like 13 cups, even though i was ahead. Flash forward to this morning. I wake up in my bed at 1 pm, not knowing how i got home (i did drive though, cars in the driveway), wearing two different shoes, one being mine, and in my pocket i find these things. My wallet, my iPod, my keys, a tortilla, and a belt buckle. BUT NO CELL PHONE. I lost my phone, and can't find it. In order to find it, i clap my hands together, proclaim "CLAP ON!" turn my lights on and look around the floor. |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AMPosts: 1224 |
Emer, how do you memorize all that shit. I dont' remember half the shit i did yesterday. | ||
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| jigg4joe |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
4th of july parades are gay, you wasted an entire half a day there. except for the boobage, which is great, i guess... if you don't see boobs that often. | ||
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doctorphate
Registered Member #724
Joined: Wed May 30 2007, 03:50AM Posts: 699 |
i see boobs every day dude but any boobage is welcome boobage lol | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
im a 14 year old kid what do you expect. haha | ||
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AM Posts: 635 |
true. trip worth it! | ||
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