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| The Caller of Ktulu |
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Registered Member #310
Joined: Fri Jun 23 2006, 07:01AMPosts: 564 |
The good news is im temporarily back. The bad news is that Gateway sucks giant donkey dicks and doesnt know how to build a computer that works good. Hell, they cant even fix the problem with a complete fucking description of the problem including when it happens and a list of possible causes. So yea, Welcome back Ktulu, for a little.. FUCK YOU GATEWAY, FUCK YOU! |
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| Infernus |
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Aww, internets!
Registered Member #76
Joined: Sun Dec 18 2005, 06:43AMPosts: 238 |
Glad to see you bought a reliable computer. | ||
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| The Caller of Ktulu |
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Registered Member #310
Joined: Fri Jun 23 2006, 07:01AM Posts: 564 |
Yea, and when I explain the problem to them on the phone they just say "Yea Right". I'm going to make a guide on how to buy a good computer. Step 1. Fuck you Gateway. Step 2. Macs have less viruses. Step 3. Custom is the way to go. Step 4. FUCKING GATEWAY. Step 5. Custom is cheaper. Step 6. These aren't really steps. Step 7. Place these in any order you wish. Step 8. Make sure there is a FUCKING GATEWAY every few steps. Step 9. Download CS and play. Step 10. Ram a giant dick in Gateway's ass. |
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| kevin |
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AKA cupcake
Registered Member #374
Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
1. Build a custom comp. 2. Dont buy from gateway. ever. 3. Shit fucking blows up. 4. Buy a new comp. 5. Download CS and play. 6. ???? 7. PROFIT! |
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| Rocksteady |
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Registered Member #725
Joined: Thu May 31 2007, 01:32AMPosts: 22 |
I heard eMachines are awesome, you should give them a try. (/sarcasm) | ||
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| aborted fetus |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Rocksteady wrote ... I heard eMachines are awesome, you should give them a try. (/sarcasm) Rofl. Man, I think my grandmother has an eMachine. It's really good at propping doors open, using it as a foot rest, and as an extra large paper weight.  |
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| The Caller of Ktulu |
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Registered Member #310
Joined: Fri Jun 23 2006, 07:01AM Posts: 564 |
its not a damn e-machine, and i got this comp like.. when i was a n00b to the nerd life, sorry if i offended any of u veterans | ||
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| Czech Pride |
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Registered Member #518
Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AMPosts: 911 |
aborted fetus wrote ... Rofl. Man, I think my grandmother has an eMachine. It's really good at propping doors open, using it as a foot rest, and as an extra large paper weight. And they vibrate pretty well... |
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| Jesus[tzahal] |
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Registered Member #530
Joined: Wed Jan 03 2007, 10:56PMPosts: 807 |
"Macs have less viruses" and tons of fucking problems when you try to play a game. What you can do is ask for recovery disks and format + clean install. With my laptop I requested the discs, they sent me 4, I didn't install the dell shit to fuck up my comp, just the drivers and windows and it runs so much better than it used to. |
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| Monkey Soldier |
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Ruler of all Monkeys
Registered Member #233
Joined: Tue May 02 2006, 12:32AMPosts: 145 |
Don't be hating on Emachines, I have one of my own and has had no problems:) | ||
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