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| Homeward Bound: The Kcow's getting home story (GIANT WALL OF TEXT) *EPICS* | ||
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PMPosts: 1921 |
Well as many of you doods know I went to Long Island for Vacation. The plane ride there and shit was great. jetBlue has fuggin satellite T.V. which made the hour flight bearable. But that is not the story. The story is me getting home. Wednesday 8 A.M : Kcow wakes up to a giant puppy trying to hump my leg off. 8:15 A.M : I buy the dog breakfast for the great time and eat breakfast 9-1 A.M/P.M : I play the only videogames they had there...Gamecube. I played like 25.13 hours of Super Monkey Ball and Mario Party and Mario Power Tennis. Lets just call it desperation, cause I missed you guys <3 <3 2-3 P.M: It's time for Kcow to leave the building. My aunt drove Me, my brother, and my mom an hour to a cousins house. Then my cousin drives us to JFK airport in teh New York City. 3-4 P.M: We got our boarding passes, got threw security blah blah blah sex blah and we get some food. IMPORTANT TO STORY I HAD VERY LITTLES TO EAT KTHNX 5 P.M : We board the plane and I snag the window seat (Win) 6-7 P.M: We sit on the runway watching T.V cause apparently some boner decided it was a good time to have a massive thunderstorm the entire path of our flight. So we sit to wait it out. 8 P.M: We find out we can take off! Too bad we are 10th in line. While waiting I see lightning in the distance..... 9-10 P.M: It is thundering and lightninginging and raining up a fucking storm. My mom is flipping out, my brother won't shut the fuck up about House Party 4 that was on Comedy Central and I am sitting ignoring everything while watching "How it's made" reruns...Yukky. By now I am dieing of hunger and they are only passing out fucking animal crackers. 11 P.M: We are sitting 50 yards away from the extendo gate thingie that lets us off the plane. To bad some dipshit made a rule that they doods who extend it can't extend it if it is thundering. So we wait for an hour without T.V cause the power shut off. Fergielicious I know 12 P.M to 6 A.M Thursday: We got off the plane to find out the place is packed. We go downstairs to try to get another flight to Rochester. Fully booked till Friday, How about Buffalo, Syracuse, and Albany? Booked, booked, and booked. So now my dad has to drive 6 and a half fucking hours to JFK from Rochester to pick out bum-asses up. I sleep in a food court of a airport  By the way I only had peanut butter crackers to eat for 10 hours kthnxThursday 9 AM: My dad drives from midnight to 9 A.M to get out bum-asses 600 miles away. 10 AM to 1 PM: We take a wrong turn and get stuck in Manhattan. By stuck I mean in a traffic jam trying to get to the lincon tunnel with no water and in 100 degree weather with a 1/18th of gas left. Oh and did I tell you? My dad thought it would be a good idea to bring our 2 lap dogs. Fucking fantastic. We finally got out of the jam and some black dude who looked like Samuel L. Jackson helps us. We went threw 3 tunnels and we got out of that giant fuckhole called New York City. 2 PM to 6 PM: We drove our fat asses home. Thanks to the refund in cash because of fucking jetblue we got drinks for eveyone, gas to get home, and wendy's So remember if you think you want to fly with jetBlue around thunderstorm weather, please don't. BY THE WAY I GOT POKEMON RED AND LEVELED MY CHARMANDER TO 15 KEKEKEKEKE Edited Thu Jun 28 2007, 11:29PM |
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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
That really sucks Kcow.  Charmander FTW man. Good choice.
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
First of all noob, try flying six hours without television. Not because the television isn't there, but because you'll get sick. Suck kthnxbai? Six hours staring out a window. Second, How It's Made is the most boring show in the history of forever. |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
wrote ... 6-7 P.M: We sit on the runway watching T.V cause apparently some boner decided it was a good time to have a massive thunderstorm the entire path of our flight. So we sit to wait it out. Jet Blue is known for long waits on the runway... -[link]- wrote ... while watching "How it's made" reruns...Yukky. Hey that show gets me through the 12-1 pm hump in the afternoon funny story. No really, i was laughing at your misfortune the whole time i read it. |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
I watched for 3 hours how jawbreakers, snare drums, gummy worms, handmade wooden pens, plastic bottles, copper sculptures, toothpicks, and much much more! | ||
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
yeah i saw those and you happened to catch the boringest ones ive seen. | ||
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AKA cupcake
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Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
How its made ftw, bitch. | ||
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
Hey! You finally got pokemon red! Only about 8 years late. |
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Registered Member #643
Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
I had pokemon red when it first came out, but I lost it so I had to rebuy By the way why comment on the only thing not about the thread lol Edited Fri Jun 29 2007, 01:14AM |
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Registered Member #518
Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AMPosts: 911 |
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