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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
So yea, some of you posted in the request thread I made earlier today. I had the list of the requests on a little notecard looking like a shopping list, and I was using my camera phone just like normal like I was sending a text message, no problems right? I get about half way done with the list, then when I get Fetus' request for some redneck, an employee just happens to turn the corner and see my phone's LCD screen and that I'm taking pics. She sees that I saw her and know she saw what I was doing, and she doesn't say anything. She immediately shuffles off to the back, and I ignore it. I continue on, since I have actual shopping to do. Not 5 minutes later a security guard comes up to me and grabs me by the arm and says "we need to have a little chat son, let me take a look at your phone". fuck you. I tell him to let me the eff go and he isnt seeing anything. He tells me an employee says I was taking pictures, and that it's against the rules and I'm going to have to leave. I tell him I was sending a text message and I hit the camera button on my phone by accident. He asks me if I really think he's that stupid, and I reply "you live in new jersey and you're a walmart security guard, are you fucking seriously asking me to judge your intelligence?" At this point he says "ok, you need to leave the premises and we're going to request you don't come back." I told him that's ridiculous, I need to do my shopping too. He tells me theres a kmart like a mile away. Kmart? Are you stupid? I can't go to kmart. He asks me why, and I tell him Kmart doesn't carry Reeses Peanut butter cup cereal. He says candy for breakfast? I tell him, it's not candy, it's Reeses puff cereal! Then he says "lies on the internet" and I shout THIS IS SPARTA and leave. Fucking Jersey. |
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
By the way, here are some pics I did get some tampons  the magnum's nostie requested  girl in a wheelchair  some wench  Pokemon cards  Fat people, the man appears to be mad I took a picture of him. 
Edited Thu Jun 28 2007, 05:00AM
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK POST THE PICS YOU DID GET lies all lies i don't know what to trust, wu, asshole. |
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| kd. |
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOL | ||
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| drunkirishmafia |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
pwnt | ||
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
I'm lawlingkthx |
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| Pockyninja |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
I am half wondering if your serious. It is kinda hard to tell the end leads me to think your lying but the rest sounds like a stupid policy. | ||
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| Czech Pride |
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Registered Member #518
Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AMPosts: 911 |
This reminds me of the time when I was at lunch with some friend. Now, at the time I am in middle school so it's normal for food fights to start. Well, one of my friends decides that he is too lazy to throw away his stuff so he throws his wrappers at a kid who then throws it back at him. This erupts into a huge fight about who is throwing things away, and almost all the kids at my 8-person table are involved. I did not partake in this, because I was busy eating my sandwich and smart enough to not do this while the janitors are watching. Well, the janitor decided to pick the kid closest to him to pick on. As luck goes it happens to be me. He tells me that I need to clean all the tables in the cafeteria and need to serve 5 detentions for making such a mess. I'm thinking to myself that there is no way that I am going to clean 100 tables and serve 5 detentions for doing nothing at all! I decide that there is no use fighting it since people in schools don't give a rat's ass about what a student thinks, so I start cleaning the tables. I'm pissed so I do a real sloppy job and I just slam the wet rag that he gave me on every table, instead of actually cleaning it. That douche bag of a janitor comes over and yells at me for doing a crappy job cleaning his precious tables. At this point I am furious and I say back to him in a voice impersonating a black slave, "Oh lowdy lowd I will nevah disrespect mastah no mo'. Please mastah dun whip me, Oh plesae dun mastah". The bastard stares at me and goes red! The next thing I know I'm in class with no detentions and not having cleaned a single table.  I thought to myself: No one messes with me bitch, NO ONE!It was a great day, since it was the talk around the school how I completely ridiculed the janitor in front of the other staff, and made a damn funny situation at the same time! |
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
this story, just like all of wu's other stories, has succeeded in giving me a hard on. thank you wu <3 | ||
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| mdogg1108 |
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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
Pockyninja wrote ...
I am half wondering if your serious. |
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