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I broke up with my cousin
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Wu-banga
Wed May 09 2007, 06:56PM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
 I wanted out of a meaningless relationship with my cousin. We had been dating for a few months and I decided, what the hell, why not try to go out in style.

I show up at her house and she's immediately all over me. Kissing me and playing with my dick through my pants. She starts to unzip and go down south when I tell her, "Hold up. I gotta take a shit." Then I raised an eyebrow and said, "You want to suck me off while I do it?"

Surprisingly she agreed! I sit down on her toilet and she goes to town on my dick. She gave me a blowjob as sloppy as the fecal matter I was pushing out my backside. I fart loudly. My shit smells like I force-fed myself ten Whoppers from Burger King within an hour and she's absolutely loving it.

I release my last turd and ejaculate in her mouth with the force the last one put on my prostate. She looks up at me and says, "That was so freaky and nasty. I'm so horny!"

I look down at her think to myself, other guys would probably love to be in this situation. What am I doing breaking up with her?

Then she says, "I want you to fuck me while I take a shit."

I immediately realized again why I wanted to break up with her.

I asked her, "How the hell does that work?"

She replied, "You stay there, I'll get on top of you and you'll fuck the shit out of me literally."

I think the physics of that position over in my head before saying, "But wouldn't more shit get on me than in the toilet?"

She kissed me, climbed on top of my man-pole and said, "That's what makes it so hot."

I said, "Oh... word?"

EPILOGUE:

I broke up with her (after literally fucking the shit out of her).

I did it by pissing on her while she was sleeping in her bed. That angered her a little bit because she had just bought a new mattress and sheets and I said, "I want a girl who is committed to these nasty acts we do, if you can't stay committed then we gotta go our separate ways." She agreed, we hugged and I left her and I haven't seen her since. Edited Wed May 09 2007, 06:57PM
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Ultraman Is Air
Wed May 09 2007, 07:04PM
Quan Regulator
 Ultraman Is Air
Registered Member #613 Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM
Posts: 454
 I'll just come right out and say it... with a .gif


Postthefuckingpics


[edit]OH SNAP! I distorted the thread with my huge .gif! I'm sorry! But I still want pics of the cousin.[/edit] Edited Wed May 09 2007, 07:05PM
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aborted fetus
Wed May 09 2007, 07:09PM
The All-Cum Diet
 aborted fetus
Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888
 Nice, Wu, you finally got your first blumpkin.

Blumpkin

Bj Toilet
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Knightrider
Wed May 09 2007, 07:09PM
Meteor 2016
 Knightrider
Registered Member #316 Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
Posts: 3503
 Lmao. The first part had me going as soon as I read it. Good one tongue
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Czech Pride
Wed May 09 2007, 08:12PM
Czech Pride
Registered Member #518 Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AM
Posts: 911
 I was eating soup while i read this...lets just say i had to clean my table afterwards!
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gagerockz
Wed May 09 2007, 09:03PM
gagerockz
Registered Member #547 Joined: Tue Jan 23 2007, 08:53PM
Posts: 60
 lmfao that one was good , you have a real fucked up life tongue
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gLiTch
Wed May 09 2007, 09:06PM
Anal Assassin
 gLiTch
Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM
Posts: 3848
 i laughed my ass off the whole time!!! LOL TY WU! it makes me feel better going through my tough times.
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Noname|Boom
Wed May 09 2007, 09:13PM
That one guy...
 Noname|Boom
Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603
 good thing i wasn't eating while i read that...

and as ultra said, NEED PICS D-O-DOUBLE G!
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Zero
Wed May 09 2007, 09:59PM
I want to fuck your hand.
 Zero
Registered Member #571 Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM
Posts: 2809
 I must be really disturbed if I keep getting en erection when I read these. like your masturbating on route 1? That made me want to go out and stand in my road and nut everywhere. something is wrong with you, but something is even more wrong with me
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A Drunk
Wed May 09 2007, 10:01PM
A Drunk
Registered Member #437 Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM
Posts: 1224
 Ty Wu, i think this is one of the best ones.
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
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Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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