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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
This one is called Cunning linguistics. I have heard other members of my Gender in their more philosophic moments; living room, locker room, road trip discussions about sex… never intimacy… about fucking, never making love. As both boy and man I have been witness to these testosterone driven debates about the pros and cons of one or more of the seemingly infinite number of angles from which it is possible for a man to penetrate a woman, Because you see for most men… penetration is sex. Either intercourse, or fellatio or some combination of the two. Despite the overwhelming FACT… that little under 30% of the women on THIS particular planet can reach orgasm through intercourse alone. But if, during one of these dick swinging diatribes, you ever broach the subject of… **GASP** god forbid Cunnilingus… oral sex performed on a woman!?!? It’s met with distaste, disinterest or disregard, it’s dismissed as some cursory act something done only out of reciprocation for a blow job. The “She did it to me, so I guess I have to do it to her!” mentality. Or worse yet it’s categorized as some obligatory part of foreplay, something done begrudgingly for 5 minutes to “Git’ her warmed up for the main event!” As though the act itself were merely a preamble to penetration … and nothing more. But there are those among my brethren enlightened enough to see this act for what it truly is… not one of subjugation, or something to be suffered through. This is the reception of a sacrament! This attacking a woman’s desire at its very center, this is drinking wine right off the vine, sucking honey right from the hive. This is about giving instead of taking, about caring instead of conquering, and this… more often than not, is what she really wants. Now… don’t get me wrong, because during intercourse there are moment’s unrivaled rapture and symbiosis. But ask any honest member of the opposite sex and she’s likely to tell you that ‘a woman cannot live by the bone alone.’ You see what I’m getting at here… in pardon the pun “Layman’s terms: is that the tedious repetitive thrusting that you think is driving her wild is the number one cause of women having to fake their orgasms: Just to get you… the hell off… of them! And 9 out of 10 sex therapists will tell you: Going down on her is the best way to make sure she cums. Therein lies bulk of my message, my argument and my point. Unenlightened Neanderthal frat boys, who continue to feign intolerance to the taste or the smell… while boasting about the size of their phallus… ALL OF THEM, leaving a SEA of unsatisfied women in the wake. And that is an unnecessary intolerable injustice, because fellas… with an iota of consideration… this is one problem… we… could easily… lick. |
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I will verbally rape you.
Registered Member #636
Joined: Fri Apr 06 2007, 01:15AMPosts: 495 |
Wikipedia? | ||
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM Posts: 454 |
Sla wrote ... Wikipedia? Ernest Cline... Same place I got "UiA" http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/ |
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Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
very wise indeed | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
anyone who doesnt like to lick the poon is a poon himself. I rip my girls pants off from time to time whether she likes it or not just to eat the poonani. I love eating pussy! lol i tried 69 about 4 months back for the first time....yes i know...first time?!?! I never got around to it... but it ROCKS.. Getting what you want at the same time is awsome. I wanna eat pussy and get sucked off at the same time.... God you cant beat it. She obviously enjoys it as well lol. Unfortunatly, i got stuck with a girl who doesnt feel ANY kind of pleasure from intercourse.... it sux. No matter how close i get her to cum on the warm up... and talk dirty... and do all these erotic, sensual things... like massages and shit like that... NEVER WORKS!!!! AHH!!! But what can i say... thats life. I always make her cum. If we have sex, and i bust a nut, and shes "un-satisfied" i eat her out just because i owe it to her for putting up with the thrusting for 45 minutes. (And no guys, i dont cum all over her then eat her out with my salty milkshake still there... Condoms ftw! Then i make her go wash up lol.) "Vagina is a very powerful essence." - gLiTch But there is always a way to tame the beast. Edited Tue May 08 2007, 03:55AM |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
I couldn't help but fantasize when I read this. I wouldn't mind slamming my face downstairs on a women, it's what I live for, pleasuring girls. | ||
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Registered Member #578
Joined: Fri Feb 23 2007, 07:00AMPosts: 176 |
Haha over time I went from always going down, to occasionally, to not. I can give it hard enough without having to really taste it, although I don't mind it. But its still a meh. | ||
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