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Shotty King
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Joined: Thu Apr 05 2007, 08:11PMPosts: 58 |
mdogg1108 wrote ... My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself. So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lold so hard. That was the funnies story i heard in a while. |
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Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
im seeing a guy who is 23, ive told him im 18 when im younger, hes probably the most generally nice and considerate guy i have ever met and im lying to him. i know its not that big of a deal but i feal so guilty, but ill carrien on seein him untill That actually sounds (the way its typed too) like my friends ex whom I hooked up with. and she is dating a 23 year old now too while she's 16... lol >_< I have the hots for one of my students. I'm only a couple of years older than he is but I know I can't go there but to compensate I've been ignoring him and not helping him with critical assignments. That's as wrong as if I were flirting with him. I come up with a million and one reasons to find him in his room but with out success. Maybe he'll catch on and ask me out when the semester is over. I know he has the hots for me to. That's one fucked up teacher... =O I'm trying to be social.... online because I guess its better then real life friends. its not really working out. I hate all of my livejournal friends. Lol, for some reason that really caught my eye I've been having sex with my 23 year old cousin for about 6 months now...she's just told me she's pregnant and that the baby is mine. both our parents are gonna freak when they find out as she doesn't believe in abortion so she's got to have the baby. I'll stand by her and support the baby but the bad part is I'm worried about the sex with her stopping. Wu, I didn't know you posted on this site.......... Last night my cousin and I got a little drunk at a party and I ended up fucking her brains out. I have always thought she was attractive, but we are cousins so she was off limits, but man she was the best lay I have ever had. I really want it to happen again, but I really can't bring it up with her. Holy shit! You posted twice Wu! Edited Thu Apr 19 2007, 11:58AM |
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Quan Regulator
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
nostie wrote ... wow. i literally LOL'd at your guys responses to most of these. good work. I was being serious! I posted that on group hug. O_O |
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