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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
1st period Advanced PE at my high school. We're all juniors and seniors. Most everyone is pretty outgoing, which makes it a fun class. Only people who wanted to take gym were in this class. There's the jocks, there's the sporty girls, the regular people, and there's Matt. Matt is a nerd to the 100th degree. He hits every nerd cliche. He has a pocket protector, pinstriped collared shirt, oiled back hair, thick glasses, acne ridden face and braces. When we asked him on the first day what he was doing in Advanced PE, he mumbled how they messed up his schedule. Over the PA every morning, they announce Senior birthdays. Guess who's birthday it was? Matts! We knew we had to give him something. Not a beatdown or something stupid. What we had in mind was getting this one slutty cheerleader, Alexis, to give Matt a LAPDANCE. Of course she agreed. We had a plan. The bell would ring soon, so the teacher dismissed us back to the locker room to change. Alexia came with us, and just sort of kept out of sight of Matt. He started to change, down to his tighty whities, when we all kinda went up to him. "Hey Matt, happy birthday man! We got you a little something." When he saw Alexia, he kinda freaked, especially when she went right up to him, and pressed him against the lockers. Mind you, he's still in his underwear. She sits him down, while he looks like a deer caught in headlights. We all expected a lapdance, but instead, she was GRINDING into Matt's crotch. She straddles him and just dry humps the hell out of him. Everyone watching was just like, "god damn." It was silent except for the grinding sound and Matts occasional squeak or moan. After maybe a minute of this, he starts breathing heavy, and we all start to yell laugh, because we know whats happening. He does some funky nerd O face and lets out his breath, Alexia gets up and we see Matt had creamed himself. He doesn't try to hide it, either, he looked exhausted. So we all start laughing. I didn't know what to think. Why did Alexia go so far? Should I feel bad for Matt? I decided that yes, I should, because he still had three classes to go to. When he finally got dressed, you could see it had soaked down his pants. He acted like he didn't notice, the bell rang and he just left as fast as he could, even though we were all patting him on his back, but being careful not to get TOO close to his jizzpants. and yes, the whole school knows. Oh what stories he's going to tell to his WoW clan. |
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
rofl, the last line is always a good one. I definately believe this one though, because I've got nerds like that (cha) in my gym class 
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| Cha Siew Bao |
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Registered Member #133
Joined: Sat Jan 21 2006, 09:03PMPosts: 198 |
Ah! Good to see you back on the forums wu, next step is to get back in the tank As for yer nerd....like ninca put it, we of the nerd species mostly dream of something like that happening. Don't feel bad for the kid least he's one step up from all the other cherry boys bwah ke ke ke ke |
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| Ninca |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM Posts: 1109 |
Low blow cha, go stick your cock in an aids infested twit from edison, thanks 
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Registered Member #133
Joined: Sat Jan 21 2006, 09:03PM Posts: 198 |
been there done that 
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| Jesus[tzahal] |
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Registered Member #530
Joined: Wed Jan 03 2007, 10:56PMPosts: 807 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha I'm not a nerd like that, but the way you described this post out probably would make me jizz in my pants too... |
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| Syntax |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
Wow Wu, I am Goat. Nice to meat you. haha Your already in my good books my new friend because your stories make me laught my asss of everytime. Goat. |
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| Jess |
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Jessica 
Registered Member #592
Joined: Mon Mar 12 2007, 06:54AMPosts: 15 |
LMAO im sure you emarsed the hell out of the kid, but at the same time i bet he loved it!! | ||
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
all i did was try and picture what alexia looked like the whole time, anyone else do the same lol.? | ||
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| .neXTt |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
rofl @ cha and ninca. and wu i'm serious you should write novels. mix all these little passages into one big novel rofl. and dedicate it to us so did anyone else notice that since wu came back to forums 50+% of the threads are from 'wu-banga' lol. =PP |
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