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First shift at the porn store
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Wu-banga
Mon Apr 16 2007, 03:05AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
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 I had my first shift last night. You should have seen all the weirdos that come in there. There was this one old guy that was in the store for like 40 minutes and he kept grunting and licking his lips while looking at the dvds covers. Also, a few guys went into the "wank" room and one dude jizzed all over the floor. I had to clean that shit up. Not fun. I wore latex gloves while I did it too.

All in all, it was an easy shift and I spend most of the night on the internet.
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.4ngryToasters
Mon Apr 16 2007, 03:20AM
you would
 .4ngryToasters
Registered Member #149 Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM
Posts: 2039
 So if you get in trouble for looking at porn at an office... Do you get in trouble for looking at offices at porn stores?
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Syntax
Mon Apr 16 2007, 03:50AM
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 Syntax
Registered Member #617 Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM
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 haha wait till you see some creeepy she-nab come in and ask you for your number in a not so feminine voice. Oh and nice comment toaster that made me giggle.
Goat.
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Wu-banga
Mon Apr 16 2007, 03:52AM
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
The wank room costs $10 for half an hour. My boss told me not to let hookers use the room but I don't care. I'll charge $20 for half an hour to them.
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.neXTt
Mon Apr 16 2007, 05:31AM
.neXTt
Registered Member #507 Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PM
Posts: 539
 lol. at these asian cd stores theres always a porn section and you see all these old horny bastards grinning while they're looking through them.

and they're asian. so its an illegal copy -.- (we are) cheap bastards. (I'm asian too lol)
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Knightrider
Mon Apr 16 2007, 10:44AM
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 Knightrider
Registered Member #316 Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
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 Believe it or not, I'm so sick of porn. It does nothing for me anymore. Well, that's what my girlfriend is for tongue
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Ninca
Mon Apr 16 2007, 11:25AM
Ninca
Registered Member #561 Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM
Posts: 1109
Nightrider wrote ...

Believe it or not, I'm so sick of porn. It does nothing for me anymore. Well, that's what my girlfriend is for tongue
That's because you jacked off about 20 times a day to porn before. Gotta save some of it for later!
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Knightrider
Mon Apr 16 2007, 03:52PM
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 Knightrider
Registered Member #316 Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM
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 It's become such a routine that if I don't go for a couple of days I'll probably blow like a volcanoe. Who wants me to experiment then post a video!?
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Ultraman Is Air
Mon Apr 16 2007, 04:17PM
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 Ultraman Is Air
Registered Member #613 Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM
Posts: 454
Nightrider wrote ...

It's become such a routine that if I don't go for a couple of days I'll probably blow like a volcanoe. Who wants me to experiment then post a video!?


Spittake
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Noname|Boom
Mon Apr 16 2007, 09:36PM
That one guy...
 Noname|Boom
Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
Posts: 2603
Nightrider wrote ...

It's become such a routine that if I don't go for a couple of days I'll probably blow like a volcanoe. Who wants me to experiment then post a video!?
Go for it! smile


Wu, no offense, but I think you have the most fucked up life I've ever heard of <3
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
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unblock me so i can block you first
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How's firefighting?
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Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
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