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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this some kind of joke?" | ||
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
...lame joke that no one will think thats funny that my dad always used to say... did you heard the one about the three holes?? -well well well |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
rofl heres mine. YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE?!?!? Woman's Rights. Ohhhh yeah. i am fcking evil rofl. |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
and she said JABRONI!!!! lol | ||
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
One day, a boy walked in to brothel and up to the madam and asked the madam "I want one of your girls, one with syphilis please" The madam replied "Go way". The boy asked again, and the madam replied "Go away, you don't know what you are talking about." So, the boy pull out a wrist size wad a cash and laid it on the counter and asked one more time. The madam, looked at the boy, took the cash, put it away and said "stay here a moment". Few minutes later, the madam came out with one of her girls. They went back and did their thing. The girl asked "why did you do this to your self?" The boy replied " well, I figure, I'll screw the baby sitter and she'll get it. The baby sitter will screw dad and he'll get it, dad will screw mom, she'll get it and mom will screw the postman and he'll get it. and he's the bastard that stepped on my FROG!!" |
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#woo
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
A neutron walks into a bar and gets a drink he says "How much?" The Bar keep says "For you, No charge." -------------------------- What's better than having a beautiful family, loving wife, big house, and an expensive car? Not being blind. |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
A boy walks up to his mother and ask her "Is god a white or black man?" The mother said "both". The boy then said "Well is he a man or a woman?" The mother said "both". The boy then said "Is god Michel Jackson?" A pig walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a pint of beer and where is the bathroom?". Another pig walks into the bar and says "I'll have 2 pints of beer and where is the bathroom?" . The third pig walks in and says "I'll have a gallon of beer." The bartenders says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replied "No I am the little piggy that goes wii wii wii all the way home." These three guys find a genii who says he will grant them each a wish all they have to do is run off a cliff and say what they want and they will land in a pile of that. The first jumps off and says money and lands in a huge pile of money. The second says beautiful women and lands in a pile of beautiful women. The third trips on a rock and says shit. |
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scope_uk
Registered Member #389
Joined: Thu Aug 17 2006, 10:20PMPosts: 598 |
Oldest Joke in the world coming up.... A kid walks in on his dad in the shower and asks (pointing at his cock) "Whats that Pop" "Thats my.....err..Action Man" The next day there was a big thunder storm and the kid ran into her fathers bedroom asking if she could stay with him tonight. "Sure, just don't make a habit of it" he replied The following morning the father woke up in hospital he turned to his daughter and asked... "What happened?" "Well i was playing with your action man and he spat at me....so i bit his head off" |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
This is a tad racist, but please don't flame me, its a good one! There's two pilots on a plane, bound for America. The pilot being Chinese, and the Co-Pilot being Jewish. The co-pilot turns to the pilot, and states, "You know why I hate you Chinese folk?" The pilot, astounded by this remark states, "Why?" The co-pilot then says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor." The Pilot, again astounded by the lack of intelligence of the co-pilot says, "... that was the Japanese that bombed pearl harbor." The co-pilot then blurts, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you all have slanty eyes you're all the same!" Angered, the pilot then states, "You know why I hate you jewish people?" The co-pilot asks him "Why?" The Pilot remarks, "Because you sank the Titanic!" The co-pilot, now amazed, replies "... that was an iceberg..." The Pilot retorts, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, you're all the same!" |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
lmao thats awesome Ninca, I love it, lol A Man's Realization: A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck." |
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