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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
[**** C L L I F F N O T E S ****] Jack In The box FUCKED ME while I was in the drive through! [/**** C L L I F F N O T E S ****] I'm never calling her ass again! (well at least not this month... maybe the workers who gave me stress will get fired in between now and then) So here is the story. Lunch break... called the wife asked her if she wanted me to stop by KFC or something to bring lunch home, she says she's "chickened out" and would like a sourdough jack from Jack in the box. Pull up at the drive through... I clearly say I want two sourdough jack meals with coke and fires. The girl/woman on the other end has a hispanic accent but I can understand her just fine regarless... she goes: 'What would you like to drink with that?" I said "Coke on both.' she continues "Curly or regular fires?" "Regular on both." at this time I'm wondering if she heard me say two meals. She says she heard that i wanted two and gave me my total. (WHY ON BHUDDA's GREEN EARTH are all fast food restaurants now ESL? It must be a conspiracy.) I pull forward and am ready to pay. JiB now has these rinky dink card swipe machines attached to their sills that you can just swipe and go (or wave in front if you have the geek chip), I waved my card and she says "oh I think that one is broken" No instead of reaching for my card hand open with her fingers an thumb ready to pinch/grasp my card, NO! instead miss prissy decides she going to extend her hand to me with the back of her hand out... and she proceeds to knock the card out of my hand and it falls on the ground. Okay... so I get the obligatory cute smile and the "Oh I'M Sorry!" but no offer to reach down and get it. I loo at her and how close I am to the window... I can get it ... she looks down again "I'm sorry!" So I decide to pull forward a bit I raise my hand to the person in the car behind me and give them the please hold/stop signal, followed by holding up just one finger. I thought that would let them know To wait a sec, maybe the bitch did not see me. but I pulled forward so i coul open my door and the lady PULLS FORWARD!!! almost running me over... I hand my card to the girl. (I mean she's cute and all but I'm old enough to be her dad.) after glaring at the woman in the bimbo box behind me I tell the cashier I'll just come around inside. get back in my truck and hope the cashier is able to process my card w/o throwing it out the window again. Pull around and go inside. A front Cashier says "Ho can I help you?" rolling my eyes I tell her, "No I was just in the drive through, the cashier has my card." so she turns and say something in Spanish to the window cashier who replies back in Spanish and the new girl says "It's in one of you food bags." Great... "Where are my food bags? I did not pic them up before I drove around." "Oh the manager took them outside to your car." Well goddamn guess what he must have gone out the back because I cam in the side door and did not see anyone... sure enough I go back out there is a manager standing around with my food & drinks wondering why there is no one for him to give the bags to. I step outside and say "Are those mine?" "Oh yeah he grins big. hands me my food, and I set the bag on the hood of my truck and look inside... no card. "She said my credit card would be in the bag..." "Oh yeah!" he says and reaches into HIS BACK pocket to hand me MY CARD!!! FUCK! I just stared at him because I could not believe he would try to steal my card, and he mistakes my delay in action for me needing help... "You want me to hold you food while you unlock your car?" "No." pissed at this point I just stood there till he walked back in. Goddamn. At least I was able to hope in FTsurf for 15 minuts while I ate my burger at home. |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
shit dude. sounds like you live in the ghetto. hop out of there and come live at my house. I'll pay you and bring my friends to hear you impersonations. | ||
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
...................... Sue. |
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
lol WHAT KDDUDE SAID, SUEEE!!!!! SUE THOSE MOTHAFCKERS!! actually i live in nj and there are no JiB here. i actually wanna try it. =P i like jack, he looks cool |
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| mdogg1108 |
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Registered Member #597
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PMPosts: 790 |
Oh man dude that is so fucked up | ||
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| Zero |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
My love story with Mcdonalds. They see me pull up in my car and they yell back to the mexicans in spanish "PUT EVERYTHING ON HIS BURGER SIDEWAYS, and make it look tilted and throw the cheese on so he has to eat it like a giraffe!!" as they laugh hysterically. I fucking hate drive throughs, they just piss me off and will give me a heart attack by age 22. NTYKTHXBAI P.S. I have no fucking white castles around here in NY, im so pissed at that. I have Mcdonalds, Burgerking, Wendy's, and even a Fucking taco bell. NO WHITE CASTLE 
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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
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Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
ultra, what's your cc number? | ||
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| 3stripeninja |
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Registered Member #594
Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
Dude,thats why i never go through the drive thru's anymore, more than half the time they screw you over,try to screw you, or just make you mad. Just yesterday i got a sunday from mcdonalds,the first time he forgot the fudge......, then he throws it away for his 2nd attempt, he also fails again forgetting the caramel which i asked for, the 3rd time he has steam coming off his head, so he barely adds any caramel and fudge, so i just thought f'k u. then went home and ate it. i hate drive thru's |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Heh that's funny man... shit my drive thrus dont fuck around cause they know theyre wound to get shot by some crackhead. (yah its one of those cities) At least it worked out well for you. |
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