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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Well, if you want to hear the whole story, let me start off telling you that after my parents split up, my dad had no choice but to move in with his mother. My mom, in a worse spot moved about 15 minutes away. Now at my dads house, we have a computer capable of running CS:S, I go to my dads on Fri, Sat, Sun, and Tues. These are the days you may find me up in the office or surfing, possibly playing in the sandbox (dust2 woot woot) Well, ever since the move my dad has helped his mom because she has gotten older and can't do as much for herself anymore. It's really her fault for being a fat cow and also smoking 3 packs a day. Well anyway, in Feb she was diagnosed with lung cancer. After her operation, she was transfered to a rehabilitation center where she would have to move her fat ass for a change. During this time, my Aunt (my dads sister) has stayed with her for hours and hours a day. My dad on the other hand works 2 jobs so he couldn't visit as much. Well, tonight we walked into the rehabilitation center and the first words that come out of the fat cows mouth are "So, where are you going to move?" After some confusion, she told us that she is selling the apartment and moving in with my Aunt. JUST like that, out of left field. Hit us by surprise like the Germans did to Poland in WWII! My dad had no say because it wasn't his house in the first place, so she could do whatever she wanted. I know that spring time is on its way, but if you ask me DAMN thats cold. Luckily my parents have been on good terms lately, and she is going to allow me dad to move in with us. But honestly, what kind of mother would do that to her son, without a warning? what kind of sister would agree? They gave us no time, no warning, everythings happening so fast. This computer is running 56K and we won't be getting Cable, so even if I move the other computer in its place, I still wont be able to play CS. Doing anything, including posting on forums totally SUCKS with 56k, so I won't be posting either. I mean imagine loading those big ass images, damn that would suck. Hopefully things will get better in the future, and we stay as a family and get a bigger place to live (5 people crammed into a small apartment sucks) I want to apologize to Krem because I told you I would help Admin gamebagel, but I guess it won't matter because in a short matter of time I won't have a computer to play games on. I won't even be able to play space invaders or little quackers without waiting 10 minutes to load a flash game. ------- Well let me tell you guys, you were the glue that binded me together because whether I got into a fight with a friend or any other issues, I would always have a place to kick back and chill, no matter how mad I was at the time. I could always count on you guys to cheer me up 1 way or another. 2 years. 2 years i've played on Fish Tank Classic, including the time I spent there before I registered on the forums. Let me tell you, I don't regret a second of it. To be honest, if I never found this great game community I would have quit Counterstrike long ago, because I play for fun. if I cared about counterstrike, do you think I would rush front office most rounds, throw a flash and run into the cabinets? No I would camp and Pwn you all with my shotty, AK, and Deagle. And with all that out of the way, I just wanted to throw out some mentions. 3 Stripe Ninja: What can I say we've had some great times on the server, playing at night with you is fucking hilarious! your a great person AbortedFetus: fetus fetus fetus I dont even know where to begin. I can still remember the first time I saw you on Fish Tank Classic. You had that spray of you wanking it, and you took a picture and used it as a spray! I TKed you and you banned my ass, boy I learned never to fuck with you again. Then on the forums, I saw another side of you. Almost every one of your posts had me falling off my chair laughing, and I took the time to think about some of your more serious posts. From there we had various battles over the likes of Tubgirl, Goatse, Lemonparty, incest, and having sex with senior citizens. As fucked up as some things were, I know that it was all fun and games, and I wanted to let you know, that if you were a woman I would sex you in a heartbeat. i mean, what I really ment to say was your a great guy and I hope you and your wife have a great life Alcohol-Powered: There's something really sinister and unsettling about you Alex. That godless, emotionless face,with the unblinking eyes, and the soulless cherub grin. The Big Cheese. The guy who, without, there would be no 24/7 office server that a lot of us here love to play on. Alex, through all the TK complaints I used to hear about me, im surprised you didn't permaban me from FTC. I appreciate what you've done to help this community, and I have to say your one of the most down to earth people on this site. You know how to have fun, but if the time comes you lay down the law faster than I can say Jack Daniels. It sucks that everyone started going their seperate ways. I remember when it was You, Goose, and Fetus. The night crew, always playing together and having a blast. I loved being on your team, and hearing a random no0b bitch on the mic and hearing you totally OWN him! That shit had me falling out of my chair. Bullshit aside, I respect you, and the way you handle things in a very mature fashion. This is how the owner of a server should act. Baghdad Bob: Well dude, hopefully this isn't a goodbye to you. I know you just got your Xbox 360 back and hopefully with my job I can still afford Xbox Live, just need to find a place to put my Xbox after It gets moved, heh. I really have fun playing Gears of War with ya on xbox, your a great person. Your the best Spray and Signature maker of all time! Good luck with the Admin on Dust2, you really deserved admin because I know that no matter how bad things get, you wont act soley on your emotions when dealing with people on the site. You think about consequences and I can see why you received such a high admin. Hopefully I can get a new mic so I wont have to borrow my brothers all the time. Bleek: it seems like forever since I read Teh Bleek Report! well it looks like because of the circumstances I wont be reading one anytime soon LOL but, as biggie said it Things Done Changed. Bubble Goose: The goose, the myth, the legend. Goose let me tell ya, im glad I had the pleasure of playing with you and talking it up on the forums. Your a really laid back and chill guy that, when needed, can type a 10 paragraph essay and pwn the shit out of someone  I still remember the days before you were admin, I would join you on ct and ROFL every time you accidently tk'd someone with your scout. You are one of the funniest people i've ever talked to or played with, and im sure i'm not the only person to think that. CreativeNate88: Damn you, you were just becoming what I consider a true, solidified regular! Your a good guy, and I've had tons of fun playing with you on the server! well Nate, Lithium, Canoob! whoever the fuck you REALLY are! hopefully I can chill with you and play some css in the future Graffiti: Man I haven't seen you in forever and I doubt you'll read this, but playing with you is always a blast. I got to know you and chill with you on xfire and you are a true friend. If you get this, PM me your email address so we can talk! otherwise get on xfire once in awhile! though I dont know how bad xfire will run on a 56K! Oh and not to mention without you I would have never learned to surf! C-ya around man. Emerican: Good luck with FTS dude, and even though your mom sometimes punishes you from playing CS, your a great admin  and Yankees will own the Red Sox this year, you just wait!Kalibur: Funny how the 2 people that hate each other are the 2 people I've talked to the most. We've had plenty of good times just talking on xfire, and having your girlfriend get pissed because you were talking to me on the mic instead of her. Playing zombies with you was a fucking BLAST. I know with your job and everything you don't have much time to play or get on xfire, but I know you have xbox 360. If you read this, shoot me a message on XBL my name is Damian1990, or PM me your Wii friend code. Kernel32.dll: my brother from another mother, I know that everyone thinks your not with us anymore, but kern now plays under a different name! Your permabanned from the site but I just wanted to say that your a great person and playing cs and talking with you were good times, and I always have your back Kremit: Krem! I never got to play with you back when you and Em were a dynamic duo, but let me just say thanks for running FTC and GameBagel they are 2 great sites and i've had loads of fun posting here. sorry that im leaving on such short notice but I wish you nothing but success. I know your still making adjustments to GB but its shaping out to be an awesome site. Nostie: it seems like forever since I first talked to you, I used to feel intimidated on surf because I sucked so bad and I used to see you, kddude, etc raping the ramps. ill always remember your awesome drunken escapade, haha. Monsterman: I dont talk to ya on the forums much but love ya big guy! lol. your fucking hilarious dude, if I ever end up getting a better connection and your still around, damn right we gotta play again Omni: From the day that you slayed me for camping cabinets as a T I knew there was something you didnt like about me, but lately you've been pretty cool and I think your a great admin, also xbox 360 > ps3 lolololl tastecoldsteel: I know you recently left again but, man we used to have some great times. We would both rush front office, you flash and go straight, I would turn right and go tunnel and we would end up always accidently TKing each other in the tunnel. LOL! I cant believe how many times we did that. whenever I played cs I could always expect the occasional "FUCKKKKK!" on the mic from you. when you left, its like we lost a piece of FTC history! If there was an FTC hall of fame there would be a gold statue of you camping projector room with that AK of yours Pope: I know the last time we talked you bitched at me after seeing the video of me getting into a fight, but I still respect you and I think that you are a great admin, I don't know where you are now or why you just magically dissapeared, but have a good life Wildcard23: wildwildwild..ive never seen anyone be accepted as fast as you were, your an awesome person and a funny one at that. I love how most of your posts seem energetic, positive and upbeat. Good luck with your new server! Other mentions: A Drunk Amped Bobby Digital Burt Reynolds <3's Wu-Tang CaineDAWG Cha Siew Bao Darwin's Mistake Don Knotts FPS Rick EvilPig Free B-A-S-I-N Froob Gartho Glitch Ian Ninca Jesus Jigg4joe Jim the Stealthy ninja Kamikaze Watermelon Kate kddude (the surf knife mastah!) LiquidCreek mad+bad Madvillain Marbles (my front office rival along with Cha) Middleman MR. Bean Mr Cowboy Mugen Nightrider Pac-Man Patio Petebloodyonion Omega Stellar Kthulu 4ngryToaster TruEagle Batteries [+][-] ( . )( . )'s from Atlantic City Untime (also owns me in front office!) Zad and any1 i forgot to mention well, now that thats over, since half of you sit around and play cs all day, ill give my last contribution. A friend of mine from the boards at IGN started a blog. me and Logic (gary as people from the HH board know him as or MC Eclipse) with our combined 1337 skillz present to you: Wu's guide to getting Pussy name changed to Wu since this is my post and not for his Blog. IGN is much easier on computers then this site so I will still be there from time to time, if you post on the IGN boards my name is RidesandM That guy is such an asshole, why do people like him?" "Girls love guys who are assholes, don't bother being nice" We've all heard comments of this nature at least once, if not multiple times while about our daily ways. There's a lot of common truths that we all know. We all know there is a fine line between being a jerk and being confident. We all know there is being assertive and there is being rude, and that they aren't the same. We all know someone who is such an utter douchebag it's unfathomable how anyone can stand them; yet they have dozens of friends and get copious amounts of ass from borderline models. HOW DO THEY DO IT. Well, I'm going to tell you. Welcome to Wu's Assholes for Dummies course. I'm going to break down the fundamentals of being awesome for you hopeless, socially starved World of Warcraft/CSS addicts. Let me clarify something off the bat. There's a world of difference between being a flat out obnoxious jerk that doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as other humans, and being a witty, coy, charming asshole that offends yet entertains. I'm enlightening you on the finer points of the latter. The different types of verbal assholishness. One's personality is who they are. How do we convey our personality to others? Through a variety of mediums, the most common is through words. Which words we use, how we use them, when we use them, and why we use them when and how we do all paint a pretty picture about who we are. For example, if you're assigned the golden task of giving the eulogy at the late Anna Nicole Smith's funeral, there are quite a few ways to go about it. You can sing her praises about how she was a humanitarian and loved helping horizontally challenged people overcome their disability. You'd no doubt come across as a kind person who was fond of her and her work with people. But if you're like me, you'd pick a different route. You'd say something about how the world is now a better place if only slightly without her. You might mention that Trimspa is going to have some wonderful publicity (sarcasm) out of all this. You may even touch on how lucky her daughter is to be free from the grasp of the gold digging, attention whoring knock off Courtney Love. I'd even go as far as to say her demise is a positive thing; god knows comedians need new material. Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson jokes are sooo 2003. I think my point is clear though, your words are pretty important. Sarcasm- Saying something you don't mean with the intent to get across the point you mean the opposite. Verbal irony is also a moniker for it. Sarcasm is difficult to convey through text because it relies heavily on tone and pitch of voice. However if you're awesome like me, you can get away with it if you remember the golden rule; Find the obvious, state the opposite. stupid person- "something really stupid" Wu- "whoa you're a genius!" etc When is sarcasm ok to use? Whenever you feel the amusement you get from using it surpasses the negative repercussions of using it. IE if you dont mind being fired, have at your boss, mouth off to cops, make your girlfriend think twice before speaking. Girl-"do these jeans make my ass look fat?" (her ass looks fat) Wu- "No, you look like a toothpick, hon. You should check into an anorexia clinic, srsly" Girl- "...asshole" Being Condesending- To patronize someone in a superior manner. Harder to master but is basically stating the obvious in a tone of voice that conveys you think they're an F'n moron, and sometimes you can implement sarcasm for super cool extra bonus points and a combo breaker. Person- "So what happens if I push the button that says start?" Wu- "Damn, I'm not sure. I know HITTING THE BUTTON THAT SAYS START doesn't START it though, it must have some ulterior function" Person- "...asshole" The "smartass" response- Beats being a dumbass is what I say. Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer is the basic premise. Person- What are you listening to? Wu- Music Person- What kind of music? Wu- The kind you listen to. Person- What are you eating? Wu- food Person- What kind of food? Wu- The kind you eat Person- What smells? Wu- What ever it is you're smelling probably Person- I've looked everywhere for my keys. Wu- I know where you haven't looked. Person- Where? Wu- Wherever your keys are Person- Do you have a pen I could borrow? Wu- No. I have pens though, lots of them. Person- What's unsafe sex? Wu- When the girl is riding you and she doesn't wear a seatbelt. How does all that equate into being a liked asshole? Well if the person isn't an overly sensitive anal little bitch, they'll laugh it off, and surrounding people will find it amusing as well. You have a great sense of humor, congrats2u! No matter your poison, be it stinging sarcasm or laid back condescending replies, your words are weapons. We are waging a war against stupid people, fat people, hypocrits, posers, femi-nazis, actual nazis, phelps advocates, and everyone else who isn't as unequivocally awesome as we are. We are the wordsmiths, forging deadly utensils of destruction with our razor tongues and wits of steel. My soldiers of cynicism, my warriors of wickedness, my privates of prickishness, strip these banes to society of any and all misplaced self esteem they may possess. Snap someone back to reality with a cruel, cold, scathing response to their stupid and obvious question. We will not fail, we must not fail. The fate of mankind rests with you, my fishies. Be off, godspeed, and goodbye. Edited Mon Mar 05 2007, 08:03AM |
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Registered Member #561
Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AMPosts: 1109 |
=((((( Noooooooooo Wu!!!!! I know shit's going down that sucks right now, but things will work out soon enough, you'll be back! Regardless, it was fun playin with you wu! | ||
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Registered Member #133
Joined: Sat Jan 21 2006, 09:03PMPosts: 198 |
..... what are you fucking with me wu? One of the top two knifers on our server is being limited to only certain amount of days he can spend on the net? -_-' You give old cha cha your address and i'll send you a desktop card so you can steal your neighbor's internet if need be. Hell, I'll find a couple guys and we'll build you a cantenna to boost the signal ^-^ But, i hear you wu. Life is being a bitch to you right now and i hope you get through the tough parts of it huh? Don't ferget all of us here man, the server/forums just aren't the same without you...especially your threads 
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Man, Wu, that's a tough break. I hope things settle down and work out in your personal life. Let us know if there is anything we can do. When you can, please drop by and leave us a thread about fucking family members. Wu, you will be missed, but never forgotten. We will "save your seat", so hurry back. |
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Jesus not HeyZeus
Registered Member #370
Joined: Mon Jul 31 2006, 03:49AMPosts: 332 |
Dude this fucking sucks that you're leaving man I can't believe that...It's always fun to rush knives with people like you and Wolfie...I hope that things settle down and maybe you can get back on and pwn with us every once in a while...You will definitely be missed but of course not forgotten after all who could forget somebody who has so many cousin fucking stories. Peace and Good Luck with everything man Jesus |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
Registered Member #28
Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
You were a good man who made some of the stupidest topics I ever seen which we all loved ya for lol. It was good while it lasted. I didn't know you very well but you were always funny. You do what ya got to do man. Have fun man. |
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| Wildcard23 |
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
DAMMIT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ZOMG!!! I'm going to miss you Wu. I always enjoyed your input in threads and enjoyed trying to follow you in game and get some knifing in if/when you left anybody standing. Now, I'm sad.  Like Fetus said, I hope everything works out for you in the long run. If you can, don't hesitate to drop back by and let us know how you are doing. And if you need anything, you know where we'll all be to help you out. <3 |
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FT Classic Op
Registered Member #39
Joined: Fri Dec 02 2005, 10:30PMPosts: 1545 |
Wu, you made a thoughtful post and I'm sorry to hear some things are out of order in your personal life. You and I have obviously had our ups and downs but we were able to either work through any negative issues, or just let them slide because they were lame reasons to be upset at each other. Just because we've had our share of tension doesn't mean I think any less of you. I'm going to miss seeing your unique brand of incestuous humor here on forums, as well as getting stabbed in the back when you pop out of front office cabinets. Things with your family may not seem that great now because they went downhill so fast but you have to believe that they could also dramatically change for the better, too. Just keep your head up, and know that plenty of 'tankers are going to miss you hope for your speedy return. I imagine this site is painfully slow on dialup, and I was thinking of a way for you to stay in touch. Maybe we can get a mailing list going? Nothing formal, just a way for you to keep us informed about the latest sexual misconduct with your family members. Seriously, let me know if you want to discuss some communication options that are beyond this site, and I am more than willing to setup a mailing list for you. At the very least, grab my email address off of my profile and stay in touch!
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Registered Member #545
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PMPosts: 263 |
Ok. wow. holy shit. I love you Wu. First of all to clarify canoe is a small asian, and Im a tall white boy.....And I am going to fucking miss you man, I still cant get over your punkage on aim...you fucking bastard. I was honesly suprised when I received mention in your initial mentions, makes me feel all warm and loved. But wu if i dont stay on your aim list or get added to your myspace, i will kill you....... Aim- creativenate88 myspace- myspace.com/nate2great69 i will always love you Wu |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
I can't belive this is for serial. I read this thinking "typical Wu, he'll make us miss him, then he'll yell at us at the end for being sensative fairies,"... but there was no punchline *sobbing* no punchline... so he is serious. Later Wu, I'll miss reading your witty remarks. I hope things work out with your parents. | ||
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