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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
Damn. Sorry to hear that Nate. Jigg is right. CS does make a great girlfriend and she doesn't talk back. But that bitch can annoy the fuck out of you when she doesn't do what you want her to. And WTF is with fat chicks that go out in a two piece bathing suit or for that matter simply go out in public. God, that picture made me vomit a little in my mouth. And let me say it before Alcohol or Fetus get on here, yeah yeah yeah I know all about the more cushion for the pushing statement but that shit is just nasty. All I can ever think about was this DOA I got as a rookie of this fat lady who was 400+ pounds living by herself in an apt. When we arrived on scene, the smell alone gave away what were going to find. She had not moved from her couch for somewhere between a year or two (we honestly couldn't figure it out). She had people bring her food and water. Everything that wasn't cleaned up by this freaking saint who put up with her was piled up next to the couch. She had been sitting there so long that her skin was meshed with the fabric of the couch and she was all decomposed so most of her skin was black and the maggots were everywhere on her face. Not to mention that she had just been sitting in her own piss and shit. Ughhh. I swear I tried to drink that memory away so many times but yet it keeps coming back and that picture is a fucking horrible reminder. You suck Goose. Just think Nate. It could be worse. You could be that chick or you could think that your x will become that chick now that you are no longer dating her. 
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Joey Leone wrote ... I will if I get the top. You and goose have to share the middle. Oh, and Fetus gets the bottom. I like the bottom. That way gravity will take over and all of the spent man sead will come oozing down to me. |
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| creativenate88 |
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Registered Member #545
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PMPosts: 263 |
HAHAH <3 all you guys...wow a big ass smile on my laugh ((and wild a little bit of vomit on the floor....that story was nasty...you know u tased her and fucked her dont lie)) | ||
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Lol Wild i have a story for you. My best freind is in an EMT Class atm. His instructor told him a story. One day they got a call about a putrid smell comming from this old guys apartment. When they got there they found an old guy not moving or breathing or something like that. Smelled like Decomp, and there were maggots on this old guy's legs and chest. They pronounced him dead. It was this first guys call as an EMT. Everyone left the apartment and went somewhere real quick and left the new guy behind and he watched over the body till they returned. He was staring out the window with his head out because the smell was so bad. Then something tapped on his shoulder. He turned around and it was the old guy they pronounced dead. Standing behind him. He screamed and punched him in the face and ran out the door. He quit the next day lol. Turns out the guy was in a Diabetic Coma for two weeks and his dog died underneath the couch from not being fed. The maggots crawled up the couch and onto the guys legs while in the coma. He came out the coma at that very moment.... go figure lol. NOW IMAGINE BEING HIM! If you think you got it bad, try having a heart attack after seeing a zombie guy pronounced DOA. |
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Registered Member #545
Joined: Sun Jan 21 2007, 08:11PM Posts: 263 |
Glitch start your own thread you thread hogging topic changing anal porch monkey,,,,,,this is the thread where ppl come to hook up with me and tell me they wanna do it you bastard....so unless u wanna do it GTFO <3 |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
Nate... I WANT U IN MY BUNGHOLE! | ||
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Glitch your sig makes my eyes hurt, get a better one : P | ||
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| jigg4joe |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
that chick on the right almost looks fuckable compared to the other three rofl! | ||
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