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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Post some of dumbest shit/ funniest shit you did when you were young. I'll start off. I remember in my biology class, there was this kid named chris everyone hated. So a friend of mine had a condom. He opened it up, and asked one of the girls if they had lotion. We put lotion on the condom, and flicked it chris's way. It landed on his pants. He was sooooo pissed, he started to cry. He had on windbreaker pants that day so he quickly took them off. He had basketball shorts under. He then threw his windbreaker pants in the trash and ran outside to wash his face. My friend took the pants out, and took them home. He washed them, and wore them the next day. Chris's face was priceless when my friend asked chris if he liked his new pants! LOL. one time at soccer practice when i was like 10 or something i was bored so i started throwing rocks up in the air. i threw one incredibly high and it landed right on my teammates head. he let out the biggest screech like a little bitch and started crying. In third grade I got really good at chess for my age, and one time I bet a kid on my soccer team a million dollars that I would get first place in a tournament. He did, and I did get first place, and I brought the trophy to soccer practice(which was a bitch, because the trophy was bigger than me and everybody on the team). He didn't give me a million dollars, or even one penny, so I threw a half frozen water bottle at his forehead, and he was knocked the fuck out, and stayed out for a few minutes. Me and my brother were getting babysat by some girl in the sixth grade when we were pretty much little kids and the homo retard from across the street came over had us playing truth or dare. Sick little motherfucker wanted to watch her take a piss and got her to do it in front of all of us  PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post hiflyer00 wrote: In third grade I got really good at chess for my age, and one time I bet a kid on my soccer team a million dollars that I would get first place in a tournament. He did, and I did get first place, and I brought the trophy to soccer practice(which was a bitch, because the trophy was bigger than me and everybody on the team). He didn't give me a million dollars, or even one penny, so I threw a half frozen water bottle at his forhead, and he was knocked the fuck out, and stayed out for a few minutes. Laughing his ass off Laughing his ass off When I was like 9 years old, my family decided to take a trip to my moms best friends house. she had a daughter my age named vanessa. before we went to their house, we stopped and got a big ass box of dunkin donuts. after that, we went to their house. me, my brother and the girl were out in the backyard when I had the brilliant idea to start chucking the donuts over the fence at her neighbors shed. After I flung a regular donut, I decided to try my luck with Boston Cream. it stuck to the shed so we grabbed all the cream-filled and jelly donuts and heaved them all at the shed. Needless to say, the next day my mom recieved an angry phone call from vanessas mom. apparently the neighbor traced the donuts to her house because they were all sticking to the right side of the shed. another time me and a friend were rollerblading in a park, and a steep ass hill with twists and turns came up. my friend went down it and he was fine. so i said fuck it, and started going downward. by the time I realized I wouldn't be able to stop, I saw a bunch of trees and a river infront of me. so I did what any other dumbass without proper safety equipment would do, I used my flesh as a break. I bent down and fell sideways onto my legs. I had a big ass scab over my leg joint so I couldn't bend it too well for a good while Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 12:44AM |
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Registered Member #474
Joined: Tue Oct 31 2006, 10:47PMPosts: 259 |
This happened when i was like 9 me and my brothers and one of my brothers friend hated these new people that moved in on our street so we pissed them off like ever day we could so then they got so feed up with us they moved! I still see um a round to this day. I also remember we me and my older brother said to my youngest brother that was about 8 at the time that he had to shit off this little tower we had in our back yard then pick it up and stick his finger in it to git in our club we said we had and he really did it. Then there was still shit stuck on his finger! nasty! This has nothing to do with the story but it has some thing to do with shit but...SOME ONE SHIT IN MY SCHOOL SINK TO TODAY! If you thought the last one was bad wait tell you here this one. About two years a go my brothers friend payed this girl on our street two dollars in chant to pick up a pace of dog shit with her mouth then bite it in half and she did it 3 times too! She also licked a hairy pace of dog shit for free. When i was like 4 or 5 my brother and his friend got in a fight with another kid that use too live on my street because they riped a few bags of leaves and his dad called the police on them! |
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Registered Member #326
Joined: Wed Jul 05 2006, 04:15AMPosts: 635 |
my friends and i in early high school all had sleepovers one night throughout a couple different neighborhoods. prolly 20 of us. we snuck out, met up at my place, walked 2 miles in the middle of the night through backyards and shit carrying two bags apiece of toilet paper. got this kid so bad we had so much TP there was nowhere left to throw it his house, trees, and yard were covered. got some aquanet hairspray and sprayed TP on his mustang so it would stick. then we sprayed his locks and he had to get a new door because they couldn't fix it. we also pushed his paddle boat into the big ass lake in his backyard upside down and it sunk. we never got caught. i lived in one of twin-cities and our football game was always a huge deal. we decided we would go out the night before and paint shit on the field about the other school. we cut through the fence and ran onto the field, but the faculty got word and were all waiting for us. we got caught. no charges, though they wanted to get us for cutting the fence. that's what they threatened anyway, but never happened. snuck out at night with some friends and we had a "beige box". if you don't know what it is, basically you hook up the phone receiver to your little box, and hook the other end of the box to where the phone line comes out of someone's house. now you can make calls from their line. we called pr0n hotlines for an hour from some chicks house who we all hated and ran up a bill of about 500 bucks which they had to explain to the phone and CC companies. when i was really young, like 8 or 9 i was walkin through my neighborhood and went to my friend's house. his older brother was outside with a bunch of tomatoes throwing it at the house next door. in broad fucking daylight! tomatoes! that shit don't come off! i asked him what he was doing and he said "some fuckin chinks moved in next door". i didn't even know what a chink was but i started throwing tomatoes too. they had yellow fucking siding on their house and the red from the tomatoes stayed on there for almost a year. i still feel bad for this one 
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Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
jigg4joe wrote ... we never got caught. THAT WAS YOU?!! LoL jk =P Some of you are evil thou. |
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Registered Member #474
Joined: Tue Oct 31 2006, 10:47PM Posts: 259 |
jigg4joe chink is a Asian person. | ||
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lmao deo, i hope you are kidding. i know what it is now, i was 8 or 9 at the time. | ||
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
jigg4joe wrote ... when i was really young, like 8 or 9 i was walkin through my neighborhood and went to my friend's house. his older brother was outside with a bunch of tomatoes throwing it at the house next door. in broad fucking daylight! tomatoes! that shit don't come off! i asked him what he was doing and he said "some fuckin chinks moved in next door". i didn't even know what a chink was but i started throwing tomatoes too.  oh and I need a Beige box! Edited Fri Feb 09 2007, 02:49AM |
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
when I was younger, I used to be a huge pyro. During the winter, my friend lived near a pond/swamp that would freeze over, so naturally we did what any smart person would do, which was go out on the ice and start fires. However the difference between me and my friends was I knew how to tell if the ice was thick enough to walk on (mainly you are supposed to stay away from water plants such as cattails cause the ice is usually weak around them). So my buddy gets the brilliant idea to light an entire bush on fire (cattails also go up faster than napalm fyi), so he leans forward and sure enough, his whole leg goes through the ice. Now somehow I have to pull him out without falling through myself (did I mention he weighs about 75 pounds more than me?). A few more soaked limbs later and he was free, but we had a long walk back to his house, and it was cold out. When it was winter we did what everyone else does, hide in the woods and throw snowballs at cars... except we were always challenging each other on who could throw the biggest snowball and get away. So I threw a snowball about the size of a basketball at some car. the guys slammed on his breaks and got out of the car. We bolted and were long gone into the woods before he could find us (but we could hear him yelling lol). We obviously hadn't learned our lesson, so we decided to build a snow wall in the road. We rolled up some snow boulders and placed them in such a way, that any car coming over the hill would not have enough time to react and stop. We watched with delight as cars coming from the oposite direction tried to figure out how to get around our barricade. Then our first customer from the hill side came, but he was speeding... He tried to slow down, but he was going way to fast and flew into one of our boulders. it sounded like his bumper flew off, so we got the fuck out of there. The next week we read the police report and found out that our snow boulders had been ruled out as "naturally occuring," so we were off the hook again. One time when I was real little, I saw a blue hornet. I thought it was an ant, so I squashed it with my hands. The bastard stung the shit out of me and it hurt. I don't squash bugs with my hands anymore. My friend wanted to show off his new semi automatic pellet gun to me, so we took a can of spray paint into his back yard and shot it. the paint can exploded and cover his lawn in a white mist. We had to hide the evidence, so we got a can of black spraypaint to try and cover it up. By the time his parents came home, his lawn was a black and white mess and there was no way we could explain it away. When we went bowling, we'd take a detour afterwards to some railroad tracks that ran by the place. There was always interesting stuff around there (like huge railroad spikes). One day we found a can of bright orange spraypaint, so we decided to smash it with a rock. I threw the huge rock as high as I could, then ran away. But paint explodes faster than we could run, and we went home covered in flourecent orange colored clothes. I did a lot of stupid things as a kid |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
lol sounds like you had a lot of fun toast ! especially that snow boulder | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
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Tasted my own jizz. | ||
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