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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
Is this the plotline for the next Rocky sequal? I vote Tyson and here's why... Bruce Lee always fights against scrawny lil' asian dudes that weigh less than 100 pounds. Tyson gets blasted in the face repeatedly by big strong black dudes... Tyson can(could) take a few dozen monster right hands and left hooks to the face from a heavyweight and keep on trucking. Sure, Bruce will land a few dozen quick 'slaps' but all Tyson needs is Bruce to get close enough for an uppercut and its game over. Tyson was quick too mind you, and mildly retarded. A Bruce Lee karate chop will only piss the dude off... |
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Registered Member #523
Joined: Thu Dec 28 2006, 10:40PMPosts: 33 |
Bubble Goose, this has got to be the 1 thing you have said that pisses me off, fo sho. I don't want to hear that shit at all!!! Bruce Lee does not fight skinny asain dudes, you really need to watch some of his movies and see his documentries. Go to this link to see a quick preview of Bruce -[link]- |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
yeah really goose..i think you needa watch some of bruce lee's movies..i mean..the guy invented his own martial art style. | ||
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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PM Posts: 1592 |
-Fux0r- Eric wrote ... Bruce Lee does not fight skinny asain dudes, you really need to watch some of his movies and see his documentries. drunkirishmafia wrote ... yeah really goose..i think you needa watch some of bruce lee's movies... Movies eh? As in acting and coreographed fight sequences? In other words, in todays world, he could be a WWF wrestler or a 'Dancing with the Stars' champ.  Has anyone actually seen Bruce take a punch to the face that wasn't sequnced? I'm not absolutely sure that the dude had a glass jaw, nobody knows for sure given that all of his 'fights' were against actors and shit. In a real fight, Tyson has a proven track record. In a movie 'fight' with multiple takes and trained actors, then sure, Lee looks impressive but like Wrastlin', its all scripted in order to look impressive. If you're tellin me that a 150lb Bruce Lee can stand up to a bare knuckle Tyson uppercut without dying, then maybe you should watch some Tyson knockouts. -[link]- An added bonus for Tyson is that he knows how to BLOCK lil punshes, slaps and pansy kicks.... If Bruce tried blocking a Tyson haymaker, rest assured that the sheer force would knoke 'Bruce'(adapted Hollywood movie name) all teh way back to Hong fuckin Kong...
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Registered Member #507
Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PMPosts: 539 |
jigg4joe wrote ... tyson does 5 lines of coke, goes insane (more insane?) and bites off bruce lee's head. then he eats his children. tyson: "i can fight with my right hand, i can fight with my left hand. i'm amphibious!" amen to that brotha. |
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Registered Member #332
Joined: Sun Jul 09 2006, 12:01AMPosts: 156 |
of course bruce lee would win. He's asian there for a ninja at birth. and all asians have that amazing power of ninjaness that they need to tap in to like bruce lee did. and we all know how hardcore and extreme ninjas are from "ask a ninja". 
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AM Posts: 1543 |
quick kick to the balls, and bruce wins 
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Inconsistant Ownage Device
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Joined: Sat Dec 10 2005, 06:12PMPosts: 1058 |
Does Tyson have strong eyes? throat? kneecaps? groin? nose? temple? No. Boxers dont train to hurt people, its a sport, and thats it. Its not ment to kill the other person, or boxing would be pretty short lived. Jeet Kune Do focused on SELFDEFENSE, not playing a game in a ring. Bruce Lee made movies, he fought in movies, but he was a martial artist first and foremost. I have seen him fight out of the movies, and he is still a fast strong fucker. He had an amazing body and trained harder then pretty much anyone out there. As to Tyson blocking, I dont think he has much practice blocking spinning kick, roundhouses, sweeps, etc. Punches, just punches. A little Bruce Lee slap? lol? Try taking one of those to the temple, or the solar plexus, remember kiddies, boxers wear gloves, and punch stuff. Martial artists dont use gloves, and know hundreds of strikes, boxers know four. I could debate all day about boxing vs MA, boxing is great, and can be a nice addition if you plan on alot of street fights, but remember, its a sport, nothing more. | ||
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HS Master
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Joined: Mon Aug 28 2006, 12:01AMPosts: 31 |
Bruce Lee hes got mad skills yo!lol | ||
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