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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
The Terrell Owens-Donovan McNabb feud hit a manly new high last week over a cell phone text message, the form of communication used mostly by 16-year-old girls. McNabb said he sent a text to his former receiver to wish him well after his overdose scare. Owens claimed he never got a message. But yesterday these two great warriors of the gridiron finally hooked up via text message. And thanks to a friend of mine who works at a cell phone company, I was able to get my hands on the transcript of Owens' and McNabb's messages during yesterday's Eagles-Cowboys game. 4:10 p.m. McNabb: Good luck 2day … not T.O.: Can't txt. My cell battery is low T.O.: Nevermind. A fan just hit me w a battery. I'll use that 5:56 p.m. McNabb: Ha-ha. Zero catches at halftime. Now don't go OD on painkillers T.O.: That's insensitive. Many Eagles fans are probably on painkillers McNabb: Good point. Sorry T.O.: Kidding. That's not what happened anyway. I had 2 go 2 the hospital cuz I ate a can of your nasty soup. Tell them every can should come w a free stomach pump McNabb: Don't make me have my mom give u a beatdown. We both know she could 6:15 p.m. McNabb: My coach says 2 ask your coach if they're still on for the cheesesteak buffet after the game T.O.: Let me ask, BRB T.O.: He says yes. Says that's the whole reason he made the trip 6:43 p.m. McNabb: Nice drop on that last pass, ROFL moron T.O.: Tnx. I got so used 2 playing w u that I'm still not used 2 having passes hit me in the hands 6:58 p.m. T.O.: I thought u should know that your backup qb stares at your butt when you are behind center McNabb: Enough with that. Grow up. Jeff Garcia is dating a Playboy model T.O.: AJ Feeley is not dating a Playboy model 7:12 p.m. T.O.: Are u going 2 buy my children's book about sharing for your kids? McNabb: No T.O.: Y? McNabb: Because I hate u T.O.: Then u probably won't like my next children's book about sharing. It's about a chubby, out of shape qb named Little D who shares with his teammates that he's nervous about the big game by throwing up on them in the huddle McNabb: I really despise u 7:44 p.m. McNabb: Ha ha u lost. LOL T.O.: Who knew there are qbs worse than u? I should have done some research. I need a new agent |
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| kevin |
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AKA cupcake
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Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
liar... | ||
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| SquaLo.9988 |
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Ownage in a Can
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Joined: Tue Sep 12 2006, 12:06PMPosts: 72 |
Sounds like some 12 year old kid made that up and posted it on forums. Funny to read anyway.. | ||
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| drunkirishmafia |
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Registered Member #289
Joined: Sat Jun 10 2006, 05:17AMPosts: 1543 |
yeah...im not gonna lie..that was stupid | ||
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| havok |
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Havok
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Joined: Thu Sep 28 2006, 06:41PMPosts: 115 |
Was funny but no way it's real. | ||
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| Wu-banga |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
Actually it was made up by an ESPN annalisist (spelling) hahah | ||
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| emerican |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
lol yeah that was funny but stupid | ||
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Analyst* I knew Wu wouldnt write something like that, but it was funny nevertheless. |
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The Original MilfHunter
Registered Member #163
Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
Haha. Overpayed monkeys that are trained to catch and run with a pig-cock! Woot for footballs! "I had 2 go 2 the hospital cuz I ate a can of your nasty soup. Tell them every can should come w a free stomach pump" |
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