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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
-[link]- Slide 1: "Google's Nexus 7 tablet comes with a 7-inch screen. The iPad, on the other hand, comes with a 9.7-inch display. In today's world of watching movies, surfing the Web and getting work done, larger screens matter. Apple knows it. Why doesn't Google?" Because it's a 200 dollar tablet aimed for new tablet users on a budget. WOW. I was already enraged at this fucking dumbass comparing a 500 dollar tablet vs. a 200 dollar tablet already. You are not going to believe the rest of this shit. What a complete joke. Slide 2: "One of the biggest issues with Google's Nexus 7 is that it lacks mobile connectivity. So users won't be able to surf the Web if they are out of range of a WiFi signal. Apple's new iPad, however, comes with support for both 3G and 4G LTE." Probably because it's a 200 dollar tablet, bro. Slide 3: "Apple's Retina display is a major selling point. The screen delivers outstanding visuals and the kind of high-definition quality users typically won't find in a slate. Although the Nexus 7 has a nice display in its own right, it's not Retina." You mean it just doesn't have an increased resolution, right fanboy fag fucking tard? 1200x800 on a 7" tablet that costs 200 bucks is pretty damn nice vs. 2048-by-1536 on a 9.7" tablet that costs 500. This guy needs thrown in a minefield. Slide 4: "Apple's iOS platform is easily one of the best reasons to buy a new iPad. The operating system is responsive, comes with useful applications, and has a better interface design than the Android 4.1 (Jelly Bean) running on the Nexus 7. The operating system matters when people decide what tablet to buy." If this isn't the most arrogant macfag statement I have ever seen, I don't know what else is. He made a STATEMENT saying that iOS is 100 percent better designed than Jelly Bean as if anyone else's opinion mattered. WOW. Slide 5: "Although consumers are most likely to be shopping for tablets and making the choice between the Nexus 7 and iPad, enterprise users are getting into the mix, as well. And for that customer base, the decision is even easier. The Nexus 7 delivers little enterprise value in terms of applications; the iPad does much better on this count. That should be enough to choose the latter." Examples? You obviously have sex with Apple products on a daily basis instead of real vagina, so please tell us how much time you've spent on Android's app store. Slide 6: "One of the biggest flaws with the Nexus 7 is its Android installation. Over the last couple of years, cyber-criminals have hit Android hard, and so far, the operating system hasn't been locked down as securely as iOS. That's a problem." Yes, yes they have, but you forgot that this is Android 4.1, not other Android installments. Hasn't Apple been "hit hard" by cybercriminals, too? I thought Apple products couldn't get viruses? The fact that you have a job is the real problem. Slide 7: "Google's Android Market is coming on strong as more and more developers start offering their apps in that store. However, it has a long way to go to catch Apple's App Store. Not only does Apple's store have more apps, the marketplace comes with programs that are a bit more polished. That's a significant selling point." Actually, Android's market is growing so fast that it's reaching milestones a lot quicker than Apple has, and will eventually surpass them. This guy gets paid to suck cock and he does it very poorly. "A bit polished." LOL. Slide 8: "When it comes to mobile products, there isn't a single company that can match Apple in terms of overall quality. The Nexus 7 is built by Asus, which has a strong track record in product quality, but it's not on the same plane as Apple. And until that changes, choose the iPad over the Nexus 7." Pay 500 dollars instead of 200 dollars. Glad Apple pays you enough to get buttfucked by their marketing, faggot. It's too bad Apple had to be bailed out by Microsoft because they sucked too much ass in the past. Slide 9: "The Nexus 7's components are extremely powerful for a 7-inch, cheap tablet. In fact, the device comes with a quad-core, Tegra 3 processor. Its reliability and longevity are open to question. Apple's iPads, however, have more of a track record for longevity and should be able to keep running strong for at least three years. iPad might be more expensive but will also probably last longer." I'm glad after 9 slides he finally realizes that the iPad is significantly more expensive, over twice the price. It will "probably last longer." Can't even believe he used that and expected himself to not get flamed. What a fucking joke. Reference slide 8 that Apple had to be bailed out by Microsoft. How's that for fuckin' quality faggot? It's reliability and longevity are in question BECAUSE IT JUST FUCKING CAME OUT. Slide 10: "Google's Nexus 7 comes with the customer's choice of 8GB or 16GB of storage. Apple's new iPad, however, starts at 16GB and goes all the way up to 64GB. Having more storage is extremely important. More content is being transitioned to digital, including movies, television shows and more. It's much better to have that stored locally. But if there isn't enough space, users are out of luck." Did he really say that it's much better to have digital content stored locally? Sure, let me store my 4.7GB movies locally on my iPad instead of streaming them. THIS IS A BUDGET TABLET YOU MACFUCKINGFAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT. The 64GB model also costs 800 bucks. If I'm going to spend 800 bucks on something just so I can watch movies, I'll spend it on a laptop with a 500GB hard drive. What a fucking toolbag joke. How could any website or blog allow such senseless moronic trash to ever be posted? Unreal. |
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Joined: Wed Feb 06 2008, 07:15PMPosts: 147 |
That read hurt. | ||
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
Android's fragmentation has kept me on Apple's side, however I am really tempted to get the Nexus 7 instead of the iPad. The only reason I'll get the iPad instead is because I've already invested so much money in apps (and i'd want the bigger screen). Not all "Apple Fanboys" are like this, as this is just some marketing BS that all companies do. | ||
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
emerican wrote ... Android's fragmentation has kept me on Apple's side, however I am really tempted to get the Nexus 7 instead of the iPad. The only reason I'll get the iPad instead is because I've already invested so much money in apps (and i'd want the bigger screen). Not all "Apple Fanboys" are like this, as this is just some marketing BS that all companies do. That guy is all up in Apple's asscrack. His Twitter page is like "OH MEH GAWD iPHONE SECKS." It's okay, I took it to his page personally and blew up his Twitter feed. I'm curious to see what his loose asshole replies with in return. I have the Nexus 7, the display is brilliant (it uses bonded display technology, which is impressive for being in a 7 inch tablet. This helps reduce the glare and the contrast looks great!). There are plenty of apps to choose from, movies look fantastic, The 8GB and 16GB are definitely a shortcoming but you can get 5GB of Drive storage for free or pay 2 bucks a month and get 25GB. I am currently paying the 2 bucks for 25GB, so I have 32GB total. |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
It made me mad just reading this | ||
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
This is not exactly the best thing to read when first starting your day.... Knight im sure you have noticed my Apple vs Android war rants on my Facebook over the past year or so... this one has my blood boiling. |
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Boodz
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Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
Yall just mad cuz apple is better. | ||
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Registered Member #995
Joined: Wed Feb 06 2008, 07:15PM Posts: 147 |
Buddha wrote ... Yall just mad cuz apple is better. Foreal |
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Registered Member #995
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I kid I kid... | ||
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Joined: Thu Jan 01 1970, 12:00AMPosts: 7 |
I hate my iPhone. Worst overpriced piece of shit I have ever owned. Apple can suck mah balls! | ||
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