NoSkill wrote ...

Alright so this married couple (bad taste but we're rolling with it) has been together forever and they're trying to spice up their sex life which has gotten a little routine.

So the girl sees this ad for these crotchless panties and she goes hey that's something new and exciting. So she buys the panties and puts them on under a bath robe and waits for her husband to come home from work.

When she hears the car pull in she sits on the couch opens her legs and waits for him to open the door. He walks in and she says "Hey daddy, you want some of this?"

And he yells "Good lord NO! Look what it did to your underwear!"

gLiTch wrote ...

I few of these did get me to smile.

And yes Nostie.. 6 years 6 months. Not only the love of my life, but my best friend as well. It sucks all around.

V3cT0rMan wrote ...

if you don't mind me askin why exactly did it end?

gLiTch wrote ...


Self centered-ness...

i would have to go to a bar with you, buy a few several rounds, and spare an hour to cover all the details. It turned into a one sided relationship towards the end. I gave it my all, she didnt. Dead grandparents, cancer, near death car accidents, ive been by her side the whole way.

And it could still never be about me. 95% of the time i never came first. Who knows what the future holds. We could get back together... but im iffy if i want to at this point. Im outside the box now and my eyes are wide open. Shes a great girl, sweet, good big heart and goals and i love her... but i dunno. Maybe i would maybe i wouldnt get back with her. I knew about this major character flaw for a long while and ive tried the impossible... to change her. We all know that almost never happens. I figured cancer would humble her and open her eyes... but it didnt. Who knows, if she could ever change her outlook then maybe. But she is gonna have to do it herself.

Time will tell.